Corn

#GoCougs #TridentsUp #HTownMade

[stewie garlic @strwberryvape]

we're smoking indica you stupid fucking piece ofshit. i'd fucking kill you if i could move

[Sam Sherman @Sherman_FFB]

If you play in a fantasy football league that still rewards points for “yards” and “touchdowns” you are basically playing with toddlers

All my real high stakes leagues have shifted to only giving points for REAL stats like Rush Yards Over Expectation, EPA per Dropback, etc.

[bleed @hearingvoicees]

If you weigh over 200 lbs n yo shirt a medium I hate you

[slow bucks @BurberryKhi]

Yall niggas never sat a whole entire game hoping coach don’t sub you in with 2 minutes left so you can tell the hoes you was hurt. I’ve been thru adversity

[Pilgrim @VLONEPREDATOR]

@XimeniaBgg I’m hating blindly because my home life isn’t going well and I feel like I have to lash out at others to feel good about myself

[Kendall @_kendallrjones_]

I’ve always been “Fuck Jerry Dipoto”, but after the way he threw a 21-year old rookie under the bus for trying to play through an injury while not saying a word about the multiple veterans on this team trying to play through injury, even more so now.

[Corn @CorningMyCob]

Why is RFK commentating the jags game

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

My toddler loves Monsters Inc. especially Mike Wazowski.

Yesterday I was in Walmart and came across this cool t-shirt.

I immediately bought it, put it on in the car, and rushed home to show my toddler.

I hunted her down as soon as I came through the door.

She was sitting on the couch watching Hogi and eating Goldfish crackers.

I said, ‘Libby check out my cool new shirt!’

I was beaming. I just knew she was gonna think my shirt was the coolest shit ever.

She looked at me, looked at my shirt, scoffed, and yelled, ‘GO AWAY!’

Listen.

I don’t think we talk enough about what huge pieces of shit toddlers are.

That’s literally my TV you are watching.
I paid for those Goldfish crackers.
That’s my fucking couch.

I bought this cool t-shirt ONLY because of you.

And this is your response you f#ggot piece of sh!t??

You are wearing a shirt with a turtle on it that says, ‘Turtley Adorable’ you fuck!ng idiot.

You are broke.
Homeless.
Have poor life skills.
You can’t even fucking speak English.

You are basically a Somali immigrant only brighter in complexion and with much less forehead mass.

I’ll wipe my ass with this shirt.

Fuck this shirt.

Bitch nigga.

Your mom is fat.

[Bryan Woo Enjoyer @CyYoungWoo]

Blue jay fan talking

[chicago larp sox | free 🇵🇸 @SPG101_]

Try 50 years without a pennant

[Ethan Kilbreath @EthanArles]

Mariners now 6 games under .500 for the first time since June 28, 2022.

[. @VellBenjiii]

Nomore baddies on Sunday bitch sit down and watch Lamar Jackson

[Corn @CorningMyCob]

Fake language

[Corn @CorningMyCob]

I have nothing to say but i do feel like tweeting

[Mariner Muse @MarinerMuse]

Cope take:

If the Mariners lose tonight, it’s a fitting way to honor their 50 years as a franchise

[Daniel Kramer @DKramer_]

Félix Hernández, in the booth with Apple TV, on winning his Cy Young Award in 2010:

“I should’ve won two more.”

[Joe Fann @Joe_Fann]

The 2026 Mariners are so lucky that anyone spends their hard earned money to pay for tickets. This team doesn’t deserve it.

[Trident True @TridentTrue]

Have we considered that Laz and and Arroyo might actually just be better than Wilson/Rivas?

[Corn @CorningMyCob]

I’m all for celebrations and i know it was planned in advance but we are THIRD in a division we had a firm hold of. Unless Griffeys gonna hit in game then yk i could kinda care less about the 50th year stuff

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

An epic weekend 50 seasons in the making starts now 🔱 #Mariners50