Cosmo

[Cosmo @Cornmo]

Roomates about to do a nudey, gosh I’m feeling mixed emotions.

[Cosmo @Cornmo]

Just tanned my balls, feel like I can take on the world

[Cosmo @Cornmo]

I’m boutta put my dragon in someone dungeon tonight 😏@BuschBeer

[Cosmo @Cornmo]

@vikings_jack Bapple

[Cosmo @Cornmo]

@BuschBeer

[Cosmo @Cornmo]

I’d watch the entirety of keeping up with the kardashians in one sitting if they just distributed Busch apple to the west coast

[Cosmo @Cornmo]

Right ball 180° left ball 0°

[Cosmo @Cornmo]

Mark had testicular torsion

[Cosmo @Cornmo]

Turf burns, sun burns, freezer burns…….
I just need a baddie with a father figure in her life

[Cosmo @Cornmo]

I jingle her jangles till she sleighs on my bells

[Cosmo @Cornmo]

They call it sorbet cause baes sore after hitting that

[Cosmo @Cornmo]

Eating hot chips and lying #girlboss

[Cosmo @Cornmo]

Alternator, I hardly know her

[Cosmo @Cornmo]

This broad don’t know about the Charleston chew🪦😈

[Cosmo @Cornmo]

Jumping a ladies car rn……. Could be drinking pbw (peanut butter whiskey) I’m just using slang

[Cosmo @Cornmo]

Sitting across from a doofus rn, can’t contain my rage

[Cosmo @Cornmo]

If she don’t crocodile rock on it I don’t want it