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@rotoworld_fb Good trade for the lions. Bad trade for the lions.

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shouldnt he just be called jaw

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@abyssofconflict what

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it might take a few decades but if we all keep calling it sexico eventually the sexicans will get tired of correcting us and give in

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when does air force two come out

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@Forbes so if something is 100% different that means literally everything is changed so if something is 200% different that means literally everything is back to the original so by my math snip snap snip snap snip snap snip snap snip snap the spin-off is exactly the same

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@Forbes who is that goober

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@elonmusk how nice has it been to know me if you do not die under mysterious circumstances

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hi @robitussin this might be a weird request but can you please make cough syrup without the cough syrup please and thank you

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@pezmoody @pez hi i do not think you understood the assignment please see me after class

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hi what about a @pez dispenser but for spaghetti and meatballs

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more like dumbledork

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wait i thought it was die hard with inventions

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shouldnt he be adult rock by now

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if someone says go big or go home here is some good news you get to go home

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or as i like to call it twenty twenty also

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there is fomo there is homo there is slomo why is there no bomo

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cars 2 is the worst cars since cars

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hi @oculus here is a good idea what about instead of a virtual reality headset you make a virtual reality buttset i am sure there are some great dumps out there i would like to virtually realize let me know

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i always thought robert frost was a man i was always right

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if someone asked me to describe my early childhood in just one word i would have to say sure