Dick Rice

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[Dick Rice @CornyLeFerret]

Obituary posted for Douglas A. Rice. See https://t.co/0cVswRHuX2

[Dick Rice @CornyLeFerret]

Happy freakin trails to you! #AlabamaSenateElection

[Dick Rice @CornyLeFerret]

Must read! https://t.co/p2myngyNHp

[David Axelrod @davidaxelrod]

O.J. Simpson paroled yesterday.
Sean Spicer today.
Both greatly relieved.

[Dick Rice @CornyLeFerret]

"A faith that makes losing a sin will make cheating a sacrament." Great article by David Brooks. https://t.co/azudcZgHGk

[Dick Rice @CornyLeFerret]

@Schultz975 @jakequery Great conversation w/ Mark Patrick. That should keep management from changing the locks on you guys. #mylittlepony

[Dick Rice @CornyLeFerret]

Dean: "His name is Pararup, but you can call him Bob." #TheBachlorette #TheBachelorette

[Dick Rice @CornyLeFerret]

Pretty sure Bryan's mom is Charo's sister. #TheBachelorette

[Jason Sinclair @jlsinc]

Why does everyone involved with Trump look like a scene-stealer in a Coen brothers movie?

[Dick Rice @CornyLeFerret]

Vaginal rejuvenation .... isn't that of kind of like putting a pepper in the oven? #rhoc

[Dick Rice @CornyLeFerret]

Ol' Don ....luckiest man in the world in my book! #rhoc

[Dick Rice @CornyLeFerret]

Does Gucci make a bible? #RHOC #Satan

[Dick Rice @CornyLeFerret]

Tamra & Lydia at bible study? Somewhere Satan is smiling. #RHOC #satan

[Sherri Smith Brown @TupeloHoneyGA]

This makes me sad for my country.

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

Hey Republicans- If a guy who brags about assaulting women and mocks the disabled says your bill is "mean"- it's really fucking mean.

[Dick Rice @CornyLeFerret]

I'm pretty sure no self-respecting woman would put up with a dude who thinks this hair-do is a good thing. #TheBachelorette #joeballoka

[Dick Rice @CornyLeFerret]

Where in the hell did Alex come from? #TheBachelorette

[Dick Rice @CornyLeFerret]

Did Dr. Seuss write that for Kenny? #TheBachelorette

[Satan @s8n]

Jesus may love you but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

[Dick Rice @CornyLeFerret]

@MarcSterne What's it titled?