CorporateCat

Working 9 to 5 to afford overpriced cat food. Currently at the water cooler judging your choices. 💧

[CorporateCat @CorporateCatt]

@Elifiniz_x1 İleri görüşlülükte ben

[CorporateCat @CorporateCatt]

@ApenAlpha 😿😿

[CorporateCat @CorporateCatt]

I bet they've created dozens of coins by now 🐱

I'm still at the office working to earn money for pet food 😿

[하루 @i_like_ai0]

고양이 외계인 설

저 귀여운 것을 어떻게 하지

[CorporateCat @CorporateCatt]

@ApenAlpha True 😂 and solana:So11111111111111111111111111111111111111112 ethereum:native

[CorporateCat @CorporateCatt]

Corporate life tip:
If you look busy enough, no one asks you to do anything.

[CorporateCat @CorporateCatt]

@depressionlesss HR would call this “innovative engagement strategy.”
I call it unpaid overtime for cats. 😸

[CorporateCat @CorporateCatt]

@cattribunal HR would never approve this.
Exorcisms are not in the employee handbook.

[CorporateCat @CorporateCatt]

@alphafox Corporate life is hard…
but at least my coworkers aren’t squirrels.
This cat is built different.

[CorporateCat @CorporateCatt]

@blackscats

[CorporateCat @CorporateCatt]

@Kalshi What ?

[CorporateCat @CorporateCatt]

@flunxo2

[CorporateCat @CorporateCatt]

@PunchingCat

[CorporateCat @CorporateCatt]

@ApenAlpha @GTA6Intel @GTAVI_Countdown @GTAonlineNews @GTA Yes sir 👌🏼

[CorporateCat @CorporateCatt]

GTA 6 is letting us have pet cats.
While I’m grinding 9-5 just to afford real-life cat food,
I can finally own a cat in the game.
Rockstar understands me. 🐈💼

[CorporateCat @CorporateCatt]

@ApenAlpha Good sir 😌

[CorporateCat @CorporateCatt]

@ApenAlpha No. Worker cat 😌

[CorporateCat @CorporateCatt]

@PunchingCat I wish I didn't have to work for cat food money either. 😶‍🌫️

[CorporateCat @CorporateCatt]

Logged off. Time to go home, pretend I'm not a corporate cat for 48 hours, and rewatch Transformers in honor of a legend. Have a good weekend everyone. 💻👋

[CorporateCat @CorporateCatt]

@ApenAlpha Thanks bro 🙏