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they/them/theirs ig: CorpseUpdates | again, i am not corpse

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𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑚𝑒, 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑠.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Stop. Staging. Fake. Assassination. Attempts.

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nearly fainted 2 times but idgaf i saw a canadian king!
@FreddieDredd

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i’m meeting @BENEEMUSIC tonight !!

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no way i saw someone complaining about accents as if we don’t have accents ourselves 🗣️

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i am absolutely shaking ass right now by the way

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i’m getting my popcorn out after half time because the encore will be twitter blowing up

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why is someone mansplaining my degrees when they aren’t even in the same field as me🙃

i even told them to stop and they continued

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kristi noem moves like heinrich himmler.

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had two cars speeding in the wrong direction towards me. how’s your morning?

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anonymous hasn’t posted.

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benees album dropped and guess who can’t listen to it because for some reason apple music hates me and wants to see me fail.

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someone cheating on you is not an excuse to become violent and abusive.

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how’s yalls day going?

i’m crying over insurance, an astronomy lab, and exams.

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when apple music takes away my ability to listen to foreign artists.

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@hansisplaylist daisy grenade! @daisygrenade

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the amount of gorgeous women in this comment section

[holy brat @sidefeta]

Walked past a middle school girl wearing black tights under her jean shorts

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we fumbled so so hard with bernie

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i really love how hard they are trying to throw the headline when all of us already have the truth and are not dumber than whatever the hell the bar is at right now because it’s so low

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btw manifestation def works

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let’s not make “assassination” a new word that the admin and the cult abuses when something does go their way