Corporate Sock Monkey

local monkey looking for chaos

[Corporate Sock Monkey @Corpsockmonkey]

Packers by a zillion points tonight

Signed,
Corporate Sock Monkey

[Corporate Sock Monkey @Corpsockmonkey]

Ja Morant go brrrrrrr

[SleeperBucks @SleeperBucksNBA]

Per @AmicoHoops, some surrounding the league believe the Bucks will trade for Ja Morant or potentially another star and keep Giannis.

(h/t @Fullcourtpass)

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Knicks fans put Elmo’s head on a pike after winning the NBA Championship

The NYC native previously said he hoped both teams “have fun 🏀”

[Corporate Sock Monkey @Corpsockmonkey]

If you aren’t betting Bajraktarevic tomorrow then what are you doing

[Corporate Sock Monkey @Corpsockmonkey]

This is why I only fly private

[pleasejustcover @pleasejustcover]

No one on this budget airline knows fucking general air travel etiquette

[Corporate Sock Monkey @Corpsockmonkey]

@danabeers @MikeRoedick69

[Jerry O'Connell @MrJerryOC]

Fuck Trae Young, Elmo. Say it...

[cig lizzy @ciglizzy]

There is a hotel security guard somewhere in sheboygan with my pool sex tape and i need to find him

[Corporate Sock Monkey @Corpsockmonkey]

Wade/Lebron give and go remains undefeated

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

C-Wat to the crib 😤

[Corporate Sock Monkey @Corpsockmonkey]

Best tweet ive ever seen

[Jalin Troutman @JalinTroutman35]

I wonder if Chet Holmgren turns his basement lights off and then runs up the stairs cause he’s afraid Wemby might be behind him

[mr ketamine yoda @washedshooter]

.@Corpsockmonkey claims that he “hates” Jack Daniels but never seems to have a problem drinking mine #based

[Corporate Sock Monkey @Corpsockmonkey]

The haters are in complete shambles about me making it to Friday again. Better luck next week chumps

[Corporate Sock Monkey @Corpsockmonkey]

I fear Luther Burden might be him @CallMeBradG

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

Oh great, you've thought of a sentence that uses every letter of the alphabet. Too bad it perpetuates harmful stereotypes about dogs and foxes. I hope it was worth it

[rave* @rareblurs]

call me erectile the way i’m at dis function

[John Egan @BrewersRaptor]

I will never be the same knowing that the Chorizo racing sausage costume is heavier than the rest and never has a chance unless someone super fast is wearing it.

[Corporate Sock Monkey @Corpsockmonkey]

The Prince that was Promised

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

Welcome the newest addition to the team!

Congrats to Jordan and Ronika!

[Corporate Sock Monkey @Corpsockmonkey]

Moving in a manner that would frighten the psych ward nurses

[ken @JaiIpose]

Everybody gangsta til da 8 foot niggas start pullin from 40

[Big Bob @bobbydegoat]

My real fear for the brewers is that if we ever move on from Joey Ortiz we might never load the bases ever again