Wemby went from esoteric dude who trained w the monks and did things we had never seen before on a basketball court to ‘FUCK THAT FRENCH BITCH’ in the course of a month. It’s what makes America great lol.
As the #Knicks rallied with a game-winning 2-pointer, NYers held their number 1! At the final whistle & for the next 7 mins, NYC saw a water‑use spike equal to 368,697 🚽 flushes! As the Knicks surged, we fought the urge… because we knew the team was on the verge… OF HISTORY!
If we get married and you murder me, please be smart about it so you don’t embarrass me by becoming a Dateline episode. Get the life insurance more than a week in advance, and do not talk to the cops
Yes. There’s nobody that’s ever tried to bring back beers more than me. If you’re not bringing back beers with me I can only assume you’re bringing back beers against me