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I showed my friend that Beel ASMR chat I saw this morning and-

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Something quick

Original idea from @Correctobeyme

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Asmodeus: You need to react when people cry.

Belphegor: I did. I rolled my eyes.

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Mammon: So for our wedding I thought of something quiet.... maybe have it in spring.

MC: we aren’t even engaged yet.

Mammon: .......so that’s what I forgot to do last night.

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Leviathan: "Writing stuff down" is nerdy? What do you even do then?

Mammon: I forget stuff like a cool person

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Belphegor: [fast forwards all the way through a movie]

MC: You can’t just skip to the happy ending.

Belphegor: I don’t have time for their problems.

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Beelzebub: You don't look so good.

Belphegor: I'm a mess. I can't eat, I can't sleep...

Beelzebub: You can't sleep?

Belphegor: I've been wide awake in every class!

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Diavolo: I have called you here because MC got into a fight.

Asmodeus: Oh no, that’s terrible!

Belphegor: Did they win?

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Diavolo: Recipe says to beat three eggs

MC: At what? Hand to hand combat?

Diavolo: Must be. Barbatos banned swords in the kitchen, remember?

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MC: Levi, tell Mammon he’s an idiot but I still love him

Leviathan: Tell him yourself?

MC: We’re in a fight

Leviathan: You’re sitting in his lap ??

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Lucifer: Why are there small handprints all over the walls?

Simeon, whispering: Why are there small handprints all over the walls?

Luke, whispering: Because I have small hands.

Simeon: Because he has small hands.

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MC: They made Luke cry!

Mammon: Luke always cries!

Luke: [starting to cry] That's not true!

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Asmodeus: I forgot to charge my phone. Can I use yours?

Beelzebub: I don't have it. I dropped it in a bowl of soup.

Asmodeus: How do you accidentally drop your phone in a bowl of soup?

Beelzebub: It wasn't an accident. I wanted to see if it would float.

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MC: You know there's something called later, right?

Lucifer, running on 14 cups of coffee and no sleep: But that's such a terrible concept though

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Asmodeus: Okay so here's the tea--

Lucifer: It's called mission strategy

Asmodeus: Do you want the tea or not?

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Asmodeus: Never have I ever... been arrested

Mammon: So I drink?

Leviathan: No, it's only if you've done it

Mammon: Got it... [Drinks]

Leviathan: I can't believe you've been arrested!

Mammon: I can't believe Asmo hasn't

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The voice behind Solomon, Kazuki Kawata, has shared his cover of the opening song "Sinful Indulgence"!
Give it a listen and let him know what you think ✨

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MC, lying in bed: Marriage is basically just whispering ‘are you awake? I need to show you this cat video.’

Satan, rolling over next to them: Ooh, show me

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MC: Look, I love you. But I made the exact amount of cheese and crackers that I want to eat right now.

Beelzebub: But I only...

MC: The EXACT amount.

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MC: You look in the mirror as if you've lost your only love

Asmodeus: Unfortunately, my one true love remains myself

MC: Well, at least you don't have to worry about rejection

Asmodeus: Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting

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Beelzebub: You okay?

MC, crying: Yeah, it was just these onions

Beelzebub to the onions: What the heck did you say to MC?