Corry Carr

I ain’t trading my dreams for no 401K

[Corry Carr @CorryCarr]

@AlyssaLang Should’ve asked about nerds candy again!

[Alyssa Lang @AlyssaLang]

Let me know what time your show is on Daniel

[Corry Carr @CorryCarr]

Get wrecked misogynistic boi !!!

[Alyssa Lang @AlyssaLang]

I’ll send you my arm day workout if you want it, all you have to do is ask

[Corry Carr @CorryCarr]

@dog_rates Getting ready for Easter 🐶🐰

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

if I’m not supposed to snooze 11 times then why is the “stop” button all the way down there like some fine print

[Corry Carr @CorryCarr]

@LaurenJo8 Also more $$ than I made out of college at my full time job that required a BS.

[Corry Carr @CorryCarr]

@_MercedesKENZ_ @RobynCranmer Thrown out doses?!?! Omg.

[Corry Carr @CorryCarr]

My mind immediately went here.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

My message to everyone struggling right now is this: Help is on the way.

[Corry Carr @CorryCarr]

In case y’all were wondering (which you weren’t it’s, fine I know) she’s my best friend @AlyssaLang

[Corry Carr @CorryCarr]

Enter to win a free resume review by @adam_karpiak Enter here- https://t.co/KFfPOPoFxc

[Corry Carr @CorryCarr]

@Adam_Karpiak Had a hiring manager say “don’t send us candidates who have several non-related degrees, we don’t want indecisive candidates.” And another said “we don’t want someone with a PhD because they won’t want to do this type of work.” 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Corry Carr @CorryCarr]

❤️❤️❤️❤️

[matt @dogfather]

somehow i was not aware of this memo George H.W. Bush sent to his entire White House staff when his dog got too fat

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Here's how the last one-term president, George H.W. Bush, conceded https://t.co/s94nzg1msM

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

This time of year I love watching the states change color.

[Corry Carr @CorryCarr]

Lol. K.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

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[Corry Carr @CorryCarr]

Mood.

[Corry Carr @CorryCarr]

I feel like I can already smell the election night pizza in newsrooms across the country. Good luck to my #newsies everywhere!

[Corry Carr @CorryCarr]

@PrestonWillett @CBS19Sports Congratulations!!!

[Corry Carr @CorryCarr]

I mean come on

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

If the United States was the greatest country in the world, a person wouldn’t have to work until they’re 89.

[Corry Carr @CorryCarr]

@mindypoowho Ugh I feel your pain. This happens to me all the time. I just had to stop buying them.