the ̶ᴄᴏʀꜱᴀɪʀ ̳

˙˥˥∀ ℲO ᗡᴚO˥ ƎWI⊥ S∩OW∀Ⅎ ⊥SOW ƎH⊥

[the ̶ᴄᴏʀꜱᴀɪʀ ̳ @CORSAIRSMARK]

I don't have commitment issues

[the ̶ᴄᴏʀꜱᴀɪʀ ̳ @CORSAIRSMARK]

What if I got a cute little robot sidekick maybe?

[the ̶ᴄᴏʀꜱᴀɪʀ ̳ @CORSAIRSMARK]

@sigrunswolf Oh, fuck yeah.

[the ̶ᴄᴏʀꜱᴀɪʀ ̳ @CORSAIRSMARK]

@sigrunswolf Both...?

[the ̶ᴄᴏʀꜱᴀɪʀ ̳ @CORSAIRSMARK]

What's guitar?

[𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗔𝗿𝗰𝗵𝗶𝘃𝗶𝘀𝘁 @CollectsCurios]

🙄

Have you played guitar before, handsome?

[the ̶ᴄᴏʀꜱᴀɪʀ ̳ @CORSAIRSMARK]

That's always been my curse...

[𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗔𝗿𝗰𝗵𝗶𝘃𝗶𝘀𝘁 @CollectsCurios]

Unfortunately for me, you're pretty.

(And they care about them-)

[the ̶ᴄᴏʀꜱᴀɪʀ ̳ @CORSAIRSMARK]

So don't then?

[𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗔𝗿𝗰𝗵𝗶𝘃𝗶𝘀𝘁 @CollectsCurios]

Unfortunately, I am.

Against my better judgement.

[the ̶ᴄᴏʀꜱᴀɪʀ ̳ @CORSAIRSMARK]

Watch me.

[𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗔𝗿𝗰𝗵𝗶𝘃𝗶𝘀𝘁 @CollectsCurios]

Too young.

[the ̶ᴄᴏʀꜱᴀɪʀ ̳ @CORSAIRSMARK]

I'm 330!

[𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗔𝗿𝗰𝗵𝗶𝘃𝗶𝘀𝘁 @CollectsCurios]

Cor...

You're too young for a midlife crisis...

[the ̶ᴄᴏʀꜱᴀɪʀ ̳ @CORSAIRSMARK]

How to become undivorceable

[the ̶ᴄᴏʀꜱᴀɪʀ ̳ @CORSAIRSMARK]

Hugo? Since when have you had a cape?

[the ̶ᴄᴏʀꜱᴀɪʀ ̳ @CORSAIRSMARK]

@ACrimsonMirror Yeah, combat was not their forté. Avoiding combat? Hiding? Cowering in fear? That was more the Corsair's speed.

They ducked aide, eyes wide and panicked, avoiding the blow of a blade by mere inches.

[the ̶ᴄᴏʀꜱᴀɪʀ ̳ @CORSAIRSMARK]

Only if they're like sexy librarians.

[𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗔𝗿𝗰𝗵𝗶𝘃𝗶𝘀𝘁 @CollectsCurios]

You like nerds.

[the ̶ᴄᴏʀꜱᴀɪʀ ̳ @CORSAIRSMARK]

None are better than any.

[⋆·˚ ༘ * 𝑹𝒂𝒃𝒃𝒊𝒕𝒔.ᐟ 🏳️‍⚧️ @devalokadreamin]

some are better than others.

[the ̶ᴄᴏʀꜱᴀɪʀ ̳ @CORSAIRSMARK]

What you need is some good hard liquor.