Corbin Schmidt

O-H-I-O........Bear Down!

[Tom Parker @Tomozaurus]

Remember that recent viral tweet that was like "environmentalism is conservative now", and every second headline since then is some variation of "republicans to allow national park to be reduced to smouldering wasteland"

[John “Teenus” Remington @zynaftersex]

I am so fucking serious why did the media try to make me hate this guy he fucking rocks

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

Posting like this while defunding the forest and national park service is such bullshit, man

[Tom Holland @holland_tom]

Excited to contemplate what it will be like for historians of 21st century America, excavating the ruins of Washington in AD 4500, & coming across this footage preserved in the ruins.

“Only with the blessing of the sacred rabbit would the American people go to war.”

[Catty @CatWomaniya]

Americans watching their tax dollars being used to bomb Iran while they set up a GoFundMe account for insulin.

[Corbin Schmidt @Corschmidt2016]

Our tax dollars at work

[Secretary Kennedy @SecKennedy]

Order yours today!

[Miilato @miiilato]

how it feels as an adult to revisit the classic books and poems you were taught in class now with fresh eyes and life experience:

[Dan Carlin @dccommonsense]

Regardless of your thoughts on today's MN shooting the predictable response by the administration officials should really tell you all you need to know.While some try to parse out video frames, they're straight up using words like "assassin", "domestic terrorist" etc. ORWELLIAN.

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

They’ll kill you for expressing your first and second amendment rights, then call you a domestic terrorist before the investigation begins.

Are you paying attention yet?

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

If there was ever a moment for libertarians and conservatives to step up and join the rest of us, we’re in it.

Americans have to unite and stop this descent from a freedom-loving nation into the kind of place where masked, militarized government agents are sent to politically noncompliant areas to roam the streets, terrorize civilians, and deploy violence with impunity.

[Mr. Beat @beatmastermatt]

My parents raised me to not be a bully.
Americans (including my own parents) elected a bully to be the most powerful person in the world, and now kids feel emboldened to bully others.
If we want to end bullying, first look at who is influencing people to be bullies the most.

[Dan Carlin @dccommonsense]

The cowardice of Congress is the best argument ever that term limits would be better than what we have now. If losing your precious House seat is so important to you that you will jettison all morals, constitutional oaths and civic pride you shouldn't have the job to begin with.

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

Me driving to work at 6am because I was too shy to start a YouTube channel 10 years ago

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

DA FUCKIN BEARS

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

My brain trying to keep up with Iran, Venezuela, Minnesota, Tua, Kamala, Gaza, Ukraine, Jeopardy, and that time I embarrassed myself in high school.

[Mr. Beat @beatmastermatt]

I guess the United States military is just going to keep attacking Venezuela until Venezuela defends itself, and when that happens the United States government will say the United States was attacked by Venezuela and therefore must go to war against Venezuela.