🚨 Leaked “Strategic Hype Reserve” tape just surfaced.
Wojak fumbles, Cortex traders print 🚀
And yes—today’s drop makes that meme real: new strategies, Hyperliquid spot, referral rev-share, smart routing & more.
Quick rundown 👇
Options on illiquid assets? Solved.
RFQ trading + a 28-strategy builder just dropped on Hypercall testnet.
Trade options on US500, GOLD, USOIL, HYPE with real-time market maker quotes. No liquidity needed.
Full analysis with interactive BS calculator, vol distribution explorer, and cross-asset comp table:
https://t.co/tUMecie6yl
Price the deal yourself. Drag the sliders.
SpaceX didn't buy Cursor for $60B.
They bought a call option.
$10B premium. $50B strike. 8 months to expiry.
We backed out the vol and it's a better deal than it looks like 🧵
Desktop + full TradingView charts just went live on Hypercall.
Command palette, ghost mode, push notifs, 338 traders, $13.3M notional.
Everything that actually matters 🧵
Two weeks of crypto twitter has been one trade: a short on crude oil on Hyperliquid.
We wrote up the whole thing, from why the funding looked broken to the wallet that started it to what just happened on Saturday.
Pulling out the highlights here🧵
Hypercall Week 3 Product Update
https://t.co/mW4iukuvk5
First trading competition launches tomorrow at 4pm EST.
We've made improvements to options chain, margining, added an insights section and more 🧵
Semis are crashing. Iran closed the Strait of Hormuz. Tariffs just landed. Oil ripped 20%.
Everyone is asking: Is AI Cooked?
We went looking for the answer in the options market. What we found is more interesting than a yes-or-no answer.
https://t.co/9dLSYOOFST
Everyone is hedged. Nobody is long. Fear & Greed at 8.
We dug through options trades this week to figure out what the market is actually pricing.
New Insights Article:
https://t.co/4455auO7Vf
JPMorgan just rolled a $22B options collar.
SPX rallied 3%
We had our quant explain why.
This is the first post in our new Insights section: breaking down the trades that actually move markets.
https://t.co/4G9PuQL8a0
A huge thank you to the dozens of users who have left feedback on Testnet over the past few days.
We’ve shipped many updates/new features already and will continue to incorporate you feedback.
And for the world’s sake, may our oil puts print 🫡
Perps were step one. Options are step two.
On-chain options for US500 and USOIL just hit testnet on Hyperliquid via @SynapseProtocol.
6 months ago you couldn't trade oil on-chain. Now there are perps on Markets and options on Hypercall. Same L1. Same assets.
The derivatives stack is assembling itself.
could be huge tbh
i was just complaining to @Wajahat yesterday that i want oil long exposure because it's blindingly obvious that the war is not going to end quickly, but i don't know if i can survive the orange man's market manipulation -- exactly when you need a non-path-dependent instrument (options)
i asked him where i can trade such options and immediately lost interest when he said "interactive brokers"
hyperliquid
@0xasrequired@Wajahat Exactly. We've published a pretty good visual on this here:
https://t.co/C2MEuEWvCf
Think there are *so many cases* of wanting leverage without path dependence that this solves for.
Today we announce the Hypercall Mobile Testnet Users can now trade on-chain options on US500 and USOIL on Testnet.
This is the first step toward our vision for Hypercall: bringing options on-chain across asset classes.
On Hyperliquid.
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