Leslie Flores

When you really care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours.

[Leslie Flores @Cortez3Fran]

My cell phone is my watch, camera, iPod, flashlight, calculator, mailbox, and so much more.

[Leslie Flores @Cortez3Fran]

Internet errors as cats http://t.co/yR1iadeTlf

[Leslie Flores @Cortez3Fran]

Meeting another person as drunk as you are, and immediately becoming best friends!

[Tracy Flynn @HajaKate]

After Monday and Tuesday, even the calender says W T F.

[April Edwards @Centers2Eduardo]

Respect my elders? I respect whoever respects me, regardless of age.

[Leslie Flores @Cortez3Fran]

Look a like

[Leslie Flores @Cortez3Fran]

There's a reason SOLO rhymes with YOLO.

[Barbara Roebuck @JeanTorff]

Teacher: How can we keep our school clean? Student: By staying at home.