CortezDeVinci

give no fucks about this app I just like to retweet shit 💩

[𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗬🕷️🧢 @mf__trey]

Nobody

Me trying to sleep without weed

[CortezDeVinci @CortezDevinci]

@Jabz_CFC She look like off set

[engineer's world @bitejoi]

A 19-year Old engineer designed this sliding setup.

[Marie Isabella @MarieIsabellaB]

🐶🚁

[HOUSE PORN @HOUSEPORN___]

Whoever did that is a genius 😭

[Akira @Akir_a997]

when you’re stretching in bed & you feel your calf start to tighten

[soli @solisolsoli]

Warm me by Zhiyong Jing

[EdlainesGrandson @fntcreedo]

Nobody clean they room faster den a nigga who think he finna get pussy

[CortezDeVinci @CortezDevinci]

@killuminati @BestMovieMom Eyy u woke g

[CortezDeVinci @CortezDevinci]

I swear to god this me 😂😂😂

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me asf every morning :

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me asf every morning :

[nazarrr @chupkrrr]

has anyone else realized there's nothin to watch on youtube anymore

[CortezDeVinci @CortezDevinci]

@nostalgia_mp4 @Safyuan Best boxing game ever created

[nostalgia @nostalgia_mp4]

“It’s just another sports game”

The game:

[PERC🧟‍♂️ @30sOnly]

That pssy i ate yesterday tore my stomach up

[delandmartincross @Rareandopulent]

nobody til this day has asked Dr.Dre why he had a tongue ring in the “Still D.R.E” video?

[CortezDeVinci @CortezDevinci]

This was gas ⛽️ only reason I liked the movie cuz this year one when he first started this shit he wasn’t the Batman we know yet

[CortezDeVinci @CortezDevinci]

@TINOISFUNNY wtf is this smh 🤦🏾‍♂️

[CortezDeVinci @CortezDevinci]

@_Mulaamamii Letting a nigga take you out yo bag to fuck is mental illness

[CortezDeVinci @CortezDevinci]

You couldn’t get this information from me on my death bed 😵‍💫😵‍💫

[spoiler @spoilerbull]

Samuel L. Jackson says he used to cook and smoke crack cocaine while his daughter slept upstairs.

"If I was in the kitchen cooking cocaine and smoking it... my brain would tell me, 'Zoe's choking in the covers.'"

"I'd run upstairs to check on her, come back down... then my brain would tell me she was choking again."

When asked if he regrets that time in his life, he replied:

"Oh, hell no. I was in great shape... I was the best functioning addict you could ever meet."

Credit: @Palomafaith

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