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Dad, hubby, bit-of-a-geek, skater. aka: mostly harmless.

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Israel is at war with terrorists… not Palestinians. Those human beings, have been super busy dying by the thousands as collateral damage while Israel hunts terrorists.
What’s the big problem with #Ottawapride showing support for those people. Insecure much?
#jewishinsecurity

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@Yadi99268136 Where you at Sammy cheeze!!! ? I hope you’re ok :)

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What happened to Samantha Sanchez - the Latin singer?
#samanthasanchez #sammysancheez #latinmusic #whereissammy

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@anima_tk Hey Tamara!! Thank you for your excellent work with front burner. I have sincerely enjoyed making your voice a part of my days :)

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Out to @wndyzuk to say that the video moment before the show was TOTALLY inspired AND AWESOME.

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Sending out good thoughts to the universe, hoping all is well with @jamyepoisson

#frontburner for the win. (Over and over again)

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Has anyone tried unplugging the #Rogers building, waiting ten seconds, and plugging it back in again?
#rogersoutage

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When was the last time you hit Timmies and they had more than three kinds of donut?
Why do they have to suck so hard these days? The employees are great… they just don’t have donuts anymore. And they killed all the other donut shops. #TimHortons

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Once again... popping into tweetland to complement #CBC on the #FRONTBURNER podcast. A truly spot-on piece of media. And thank you #PiyaChattopadhyay You’ve done a great job stepping in. (And my best to #jaymePoisson)
#newsyoucanuse

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Every time I see a bank exec on tv telling me his bank is “here for me” all I hear is “while all of you are forced to stay home and shutter your businesses, you can rest assured we will continue to operate like nothing is wrong. We won’t lose a cent.”
#scotiabank #freezeinterest

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@tankgrrl I never come to twit... are you on fb or insta?

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@tankgrrl Omg!! Falling! Yeah... I still love you ;)

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@tankgrrl Hi.... who are you?

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@jaymepoisson You are the voice of this isolation. I look forward to #frontburner on #CBC more than any other source of sanity.

Thank you Jayme. Your work has been phenomenal.

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@newhot899 almonds are seeds not nuts!

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@realDonaldTrump Careful.... you might leave some of your marbles.

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@newhot899 @hotflashjenni Sean Connery as Buffalo Bill.... this tots has a SNL feel :)

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@hotflashjenni wtaf? YOU MIST WATCH JUMANGI (ORIGINAL).... omg... You would love it! Seriously! NO SERIOUSLY!

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The anus of the woman.

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@hotflashjenni are u guys out of your minds? If someone offers to cut your lawn for free and you have a problem with that... you have massive problems.