𝘿.𝙎.

lets do some brainstorming later, blow everyones minds // RP Account // CST Timezone

[𝘿.𝙎. @CORV1NAE]

𝚂𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍 & 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚔𝚢
𝙱𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚋𝚢 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐
𝙽𝚘𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚗𝚎𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚍𝚘 𝙸

> N/SFW Themes
-> NON-LEWD
> Crack/Serious
> More info below

[ #HSRP - #MVRP ]

[𝘿.𝙎. @CORV1NAE]

i am the best davesprite there was and will never ever be again

[𝘿.𝙎. @CORV1NAE]

sleep well everybody through the painted glass and i see the far off figures of the past so closely and yet everyone is not there as they tatter and tear into obscurity and are thusly forgotten

[𝘿.𝙎. @CORV1NAE]

“eternal” and “lovely” and “lost” and “abound” and “better” and “than” and “the” and “rest”

[𝘿.𝙎. @CORV1NAE]

lost and forever around see the tower in the distance looming far but we look to the snow in the horizon and say that a terrible winter is upon us and the time comes and goes again and comes and goes again i righteously fuck off and come back to a graveyard of my memory cloudwine

[𝘿.𝙎. @CORV1NAE]

me, totally not under a depressive spell: this is completely fine, actually

[𝘿.𝙎. @CORV1NAE]

reject modernity

return to singing abba under a scorching hot shower

[𝘿.𝙎. @CORV1NAE]

@wearyMoth me after twitter user wearyMoth tells the mun to "just write davesprite"

[𝘿.𝙎. @CORV1NAE]

this place is the furthest from sane

ive seen bonkers but damn

[𝘿.𝙎. @CORV1NAE]

no doubt dude

hope you get those sorted man
im still trying to get my bearings as to whats the vibe here
especially seeing a lot of strider activity tonight, i was just gonna watch it but eh

im bored anyways

[Hal @catboy1RL]

They in fact did.
I’ve been fine I guess. Trying to work on unresolved issues is hard yo.

[𝘿.𝙎. @CORV1NAE]

yeah, i was indirecting at you and hoped our empath link would connect and it did

hey there man
how you holding up

[Hal @catboy1RL]

Do you know who I am.

[𝘿.𝙎. @CORV1NAE]

say sorry all youd like but that isnt going to help me or my unpaid tab at the local arbys sorry man

[“𝑺𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒓” @DaveOfGuy_]

uh

sorry?

[𝘿.𝙎. @CORV1NAE]

everyones always like "oh duuude seeing myself is soo creepy" but then like have you ever seen the person that constantly overshadows you then knowing and being told that youre NOT him

does wonders to your concept of self

[𝘿.𝙎. @CORV1NAE]

two years man

two whole years and this music is a major turn off

[𝘿.𝙎. @CORV1NAE]

sure you cant just go :)
and call it a day my dude

im pretty sure emoticons exist for the very purpose of being used in anything but a bona fide sense

[Clusterfucked. @Testified_x2]

I have to say, Dirk being the mascot for this account is a prospect that makes my artificial robo-soul very happy. If "happy" were something it was potentially capable of feeling.

Which, it isn't. Because it doesn't exist.

[𝘿.𝙎. @CORV1NAE]

wow mans here really rolling with the diametrical self punches

whatever floats your sharpie black triangular shaded boat though dude

we can do this bit and we can make a gofundme for you too, squeeze every little penny out of the marketable catboy

[Clusterfucked. @Testified_x2]

(Only if you strap a stupid hat to my head and neglect to feed me 3 times a week. We have to be willing to commit to this bit if we're even going to attempt it.)

[𝘿.𝙎. @CORV1NAE]

i am like gru

before there was gru

[𝘿.𝙎. @CORV1NAE]

<[ I have made so many spelling errors in that one can you tell I just woke up ]>

[𝘿.𝙎. @CORV1NAE]

you are totally gonna be a diabolically treated animal in the tutu though

we can give you a tiara and name you gracie too if thats what you want its your own roll bro

[𝘿.𝙎. @CORV1NAE]

you are more or less a star who doesnt know how to market his own shit dude

youd have better luck wrapping yourself in a garbage bag and rolling down a hill at terminal velocity in some bad reference of ass and kettles in and landing in the middle of a perfectly made venue ready

[Clusterfucked. @Testified_x2]

(When I talk to a manager, should I not be able to correspond with them and veto shit? This is a collaborative effort, I'm not some diabolically mistreated animal in a tutu you taught to dance.)