Corvo Caligo

The Mice Monarch. Native to soft dirt and blackened skies.
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[Corvo Caligo @Corvo_Caligo]

One of the first campaigns I ever played in had a dagger that always healed the target for the same about it hurt them, and you can imagine how that got used.

[𝕖𝕝𝕤𝕚𝕖 ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☁︎ @_LOVERiplier_]

simply watching iron lung isn’t enough anymore i need to buy the dvd when it releases and crush it up into a fine powder and snort it

[Sage VALE (Mina Ha thrall) @Sage_VALE_]

The more discussion I see around Iron Lung, the more that tweet rings true.

People complaining that the eldritch elements are “confusing” feels like this:

“I see the food is labeled spicy.
I eat the spicy food.
Then I ask why it’s spicy.”

That’s the genre.

Eldritch horror is supposed to be confusing. It’s built around the idea that there are things so vast, alien, and incomprehensible that the human brain literally cannot process them cleanly. If everything is neatly explained and wrapped up with a bow, then it stops being eldritch horror and just becomes sci-fi with a creepier coat of paint.

What Iron Lung does really well is refuse to over explain itself. It trusts the audience to sit with discomfort and uncertainty. The horror comes from not knowing, from piecing things together. That’s the point.

But the general audience increasingly needs everything to be explainable and spoon-fed to them. If the movie doesn’t pause to spell out exactly what’s happening, why it’s happening, and how they should feel about it, they reject it outright.

It’s like they need a Subway Surfers clip playing in the corner while big flashing text and text-to-speech narrates every plot beat, otherwise the hamster on the wheel in their brain stalls out and dies.

[Corvo Caligo @Corvo_Caligo]

@MuslehMay43064 .

[Corvo Caligo @Corvo_Caligo]

@hmd_mhmd9832 .

[Lukadoosh @Lukadoosh]

In Dead by Daylight, you get penalised for killing people as the killer

[Corvo Caligo @Corvo_Caligo]

@ShimaKnight5426 Finally, someone who knows what they're talking about

[Corvo Caligo @Corvo_Caligo]

@Pommy_sucks Raven with a bass, he jus like me fr

[Corvo Caligo @Corvo_Caligo]

I done it

[Corvo Caligo @Corvo_Caligo]

@Splitzeeee I bet you didn't actually sleep in, you just lied about the start time for the bit.

[Corvo Caligo @Corvo_Caligo]

I want a bitch even bigger and slower than Raider I can use to swing a vaguely sharpened fridge door on a stick at the boss. I want their ult to be just be infinite stamina and poise for like 5 seconds so I can go absolute ape shit and then promptly die and get the squad wiped.

[MsLee🌷 (miyazaki’s LEGIT chosen prophet) @All_Lee24]

People on that “dlc nightfarer class” post are like “I want a nightfarer who is super tanky hard hitting strong colossal weapon but also are very fluid and fast and dodge” okay GREEDY. Mary sue ass nightfarer. If you want to be fast come get oneshot like the rest of us.

[Corvo Caligo @Corvo_Caligo]

I'm old! Woo!

[M.o.D (Square Enix Owns My Life) @Master_Of__Dark]

The type of situation Sakurai meant vs how some people are going to interpret it

[☠️ HAPPY ☠️ @happyroadkill]

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[Thomas ‘TomSka’ Ridgewell @thetomska]

Can people please stop being loyal FANS of politicians? They're our employees, not our idols. We hire them to do a job and then fire them if they don't meet expectations. "Governments should be afraid of their people" etc

[-`🌺´- @sillyandsunny]

like and rt this if you don't follow elon musk

[Corvo Caligo @Corvo_Caligo]

@rodentcooker In my experience it's usually less, but people that grew up with Mötley Crüe and shit like that either have the opposite view or are neutral.

[MsLee🌷 (miyazaki’s LEGIT chosen prophet) @All_Lee24]

Just saw someone call guardian’s design boring I can’t do this. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion but I’m entitled to rip my hair out over it THIS SHIT FUCKS