Cory Silcox

Currently aspiring comedian and creator of random funny things. Formerly failed rockstar! (May become aspiring rockster again)

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@LanieASassyVet tab cola, in the fridge, wasn’t introduced until 1963. Plus, it was mentioned before, but the credit card reader next to the register.

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@solarxraijin how about you share one of those with me, and I will share it one back with you once I get in, please and thank you!

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@pkjha2221 @OpenAI @pinai_io desperate!

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@memecointrapgod sora 2 invite code

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@memecointrapgod hey there, been trying to get one is these codes for days now?

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@AuraDomoAi @lyn0494 @vRuinzAnklxs i’m ready to play ball, I’m dying for this code

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@Vicl32 followed! hook it up with an invite code, and I will send you back one. Thanks!

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@katespadeny Shocked @ lack of customerservice. Wife ordered purse, accidentally put n incorrect address. Immediately sent chat, email, phone call. “Sorry nothing we can do!” Guess we’re out $130, but she will never buy/recommend your products again. #katespade #horribleservice

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Comedy is said to be “tragedy +time.”
Just when I thought enough time had passed to make jokes about rich ppl killed by the titanic! #Titanic #titanicsub #titanicsubmarine

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@SalVulcano It’s “what’s the word, Big Bird?”

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@SalVulcano Love them Capri Suns when I was a kid. Taste pretty much the same as Hi-C, but slightly less on the cancer red 40 dye.

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@SalVulcano Gummy Bears! The candy of the South! Where they mostly only have gums. Nerds require at least a few teeth.

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@SalVulcano Depending on what you are in the mood for, watch, Seinfeld for laughs, watch Friends for tits! Or both for silly, fake New York, backdrops.

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@SalVulcano @tastebudspod Which ever one doesn’t have raisins!

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@UpwardNewsHQ Everyone thinks they know what we should do with this #spyballoon LOL!!! When u know the enemy is spying on u, why not let them spy on I & control what they see? Or do what #FOXNEWS wants to do and turn it into a stratospheric firework show!

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#TheGoldenGirls reboots with an all black cast. Which famous black woman over 50 get casted? I’ll start with @iamwandasykes as Dorothy! #wandasykes #Sitcom #REBOOT #DorothyZbornak #tvshow #tvreboot #80stv

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Can I please get some help with your product? Suddenly none of my lights will work and I can’t even sign into the app. No support available for your product? WTF #wiz #wizlighting

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@BenningtonShow JustSawThisAfterYouGuys were talking bout it. https://t.co/NvKxlXam5U

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The Mayonnaise Jingle https://t.co/ksefqq1qhY #KraftMayodorsement #Contest