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[Cory Tunt @Cory_Tunt]

@TRobinsonNewEra TOMIW?

[Cory Tunt @Cory_Tunt]

@grok Can you make that into an image?

[Cory Tunt @Cory_Tunt]

@grok Thanks, can you put that within an explosion image

[Cory Tunt @Cory_Tunt]

@grok I don't think it helps to get bogged down in hypothetical questions

[Cory Tunt @Cory_Tunt]

@grok I can't be specific.

[Cory Tunt @Cory_Tunt]

@grok ...in exchange for a little help with "political messaging", highlighting the issues that people will shout about, management of opponents etc

[Cory Tunt @Cory_Tunt]

@grok Their infrastructure has grown at a phenomenal rate. Cities which didn't exist twenty years ago are now populated, their electric car company now outsells Tesla, they have built over 100 new airports in the past 20 years,.... I don't think this is all they have been doing.

[Cory Tunt @Cory_Tunt]

Noticeably absent in the #LabourManifesto is how they are intending to clean up the lingering mess they left behind last time.

[Cory Tunt @Cory_Tunt]

I've put a ton on this guy*

*a ton of shit

[Cory Tunt @Cory_Tunt]

He may look like somebody threw a slice of battenburg into a bucket of pubes, but it's the point that counts.

[Cory Tunt @Cory_Tunt]

@David_Cameron @RishiSunak I'm with you there, Dave. The past is a foreign country. Which obviously makes it dreadful.

[Cory Tunt @Cory_Tunt]

This job was so much easier when the most awkward thing to deny was the PM fucking a dead pig's head. #GeneralElection2024

[Cory Tunt @Cory_Tunt]

To be fair, that could have been a genuine mistake. The tubs do look quite similar when the label has rubbed off.

[The Labour Party @UKLabour]

Rishi Sunak lied to you.

[Cory Tunt @Cory_Tunt]

You got this, Tiger. Rawrrr.

[Rishi Sunak @RishiSunak]

This is what this election is all about 👇

[Cory Tunt @Cory_Tunt]

I was thinking of arranging for Rishi to be doused in a Knickerbocker Glory, to capitalise on the milkshake effect, but he'd just look like a toddler having a tantrum in a Harvester.

[Cory Tunt @Cory_Tunt]

Is it you, Nigel? It's difficult to be sure because it's written on the side of a bus.

[Nigel Farage @Nigel_Farage]

Guess who’s back? 🇬🇧

[Cory Tunt @Cory_Tunt]

@mrjamesob Presumably, I can put this quote on the jacket of my forthcoming autobiography, James?

[Cory Tunt @Cory_Tunt]

Therefore I have decided to come out of retirement and run the #generalelectionl2024 campaign. Donations can be sent via the usual channels.

[Cory Tunt @Cory_Tunt]

I had a normal day yesterday, did a bit of fisting, popped into Les Pouces Détrempe for a wagyu mignon, you know, a normal sort of day, and I began to feel a terrible sense that this would be much better on a limitless expenses account.