Cory Andersen

[Cory Andersen @CorycAndersen]

@nicksortor Gotcha Bitch!!! @DaveChappelle

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BREAKING: Astronomer CEO Andy Byron has officially RESIGNED after being caught cheating on his wife at a Coldplay concert

So dude’s now lost his career, reputation, and probably his wife plus half his net worth all because he wanted to canoodle a coworker.

Don’t cheat, kids!

[Cory Andersen @CorycAndersen]

@inesabelle Nobody cares

[Cory Andersen @CorycAndersen]

@RealMattCouch Prime or Now? @ @RealMattCouch

[Cory Andersen @CorycAndersen]

@gregkellyusa Ted baker

[Cory Andersen @CorycAndersen]

@espn

[Bullard Baseball @bullardbb]

Slick play from ⁦@beckettzavorek⁩ earlier in day vs Jesuit! ⁦courtesy of ⁦@fallout_u⁩

[Bullard Baseball @bullardbb]

Slick play from ⁦@beckettzavorek⁩ earlier in day vs Jesuit! ⁦courtesy of ⁦@fallout_u⁩

[Cory Andersen @CorycAndersen]

@RealJamesWoods Classic.

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn once in a while... #ThanksBarry

[Cory Andersen @CorycAndersen]

@corinhoggard is the real deal. Thanks for being not fake news. Let’s go Fresno. It’s time. @MayorLeeBrand don’t be a politician or puppet for @GavinNewsom Time to lead. Where’s @JerryDyerFresno can’t come soon enough.

[Corin Hoggard @corinhoggard]

No more stay at home: Data shows people are back on the move in the Valley https://t.co/d4H79GkeiF via @abc30

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

NEW: CA will now allow adults to obtain marriage licenses via videoconferencing for the next 60 days.

[Cory Andersen @CorycAndersen]

@jsandrini Sprinkle a little Covid on that shit jimmy. Then be looking a little extra trump tight. #JustTheFlu @realDonaldTrump #Back2Work #LetsGo @GavinNewsom

[Cory Andersen @CorycAndersen]

Isn’t that like .01%? @corinhoggard 🤔

[Corin Hoggard @corinhoggard]

NEW: Fresno County adds three new confirmed cases to its total, bringing the county to a total of 103.

[Cory Andersen @CorycAndersen]

@bhs_sports13 Congrats Buchannan. @bullardbb was the team of the decade in the 80’s. I believe only @Buchanan_Bears and @bullardbb are the only two programs in the valley to receive that honor.

[Cory Andersen @CorycAndersen]

@greggutfeld has this Gavin Newsom hair thing going tonight. I would rather have @greggutfeld as CA GOV @realDonaldTrump

[Cory Andersen @CorycAndersen]

Can’t be to mad at OJ @RealJamesWoods

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Crime expert weighs in on an unsolved death. On #AprilFools day. Nobody is laughing.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

WE CANNOT LET THE CURE BE WORSE THAN THE PROBLEM ITSELF. AT THE END OF THE 15 DAY PERIOD, WE WILL MAKE A DECISION AS TO WHICH WAY WE WANT TO GO!

[Cory Andersen @CorycAndersen]

@Kirsten_TV Frozen Kit Kat is the best ever. Even better when mixed in with banana 🍌 Ice cream @ColdStone

[Cory Andersen @CorycAndersen]

@Buster_ESPN Yes for sure, but also sick of Yankees on sundays nights or any day for that matter. How about 2 games? One for west coast and one for East??

[Cory Andersen @CorycAndersen]

We got your back @realDonaldTrump in California. @FoxNews 👍🏻