Cory

Punk Loser | Going On A Walkabeet

[Cory @CoryConquistadr]

Having fun is more important than following the rules. #Golf

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

🚨 BREAKING: MADISON SQUARE GARDEN ERUPTS IN BOOS AS DONALD TRUMP IS SHOWN ON SCREEN

[Cory @CoryConquistadr]

@gimmickhxc yall better come to Starkville, MS after I move there because I’ll need to move there.

[Random Hero @RandomHeroWX]

Kyle Busch casually walking up and punching the shit out of Joey Logano in 2017. 😂🏁

[Cory @CoryConquistadr]

Sent mom this photo of the burgers I made tonight and she just goes: No

[Cliff W @CliffW08950229]

My Euro friends are asking.

[Cory @CoryConquistadr]

For real, the Jedi council is a bunch of egotistical elitist punk bitches.

[Cory @CoryConquistadr]

The tragedy of Anakin Skywalker is my favorite. Star Wars kicks so much ass.

[Cory @CoryConquistadr]

Hailey: do you want a glass of wine or an Ice coffee?

Me: Surprise me

[10min later Hailey comes back with ice coffee]

Me: Where’s mine?

Hailey: Surprise! I didn’t get you anything.

[Cory @CoryConquistadr]

I always do bacon in the pan.

Today I decided to follow the online recipe: 400F for 20m

Well basically that’s about 50F too hot and 5m too long…

[Mortal Enema @mortalenema]

Simple as…

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

FACTS! 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

[Cory @CoryConquistadr]

Love watching the Celtics miss the side of a barn every possession. #game7

[Cory @CoryConquistadr]

0-8 to start the 3rd woooo love this chuck up a bunch of 3’s game plan fellas.

[Cory @CoryConquistadr]

What happened to the Celtics offense?

[Cory @CoryConquistadr]

Two outcomes.

Either I’m happy tonight
Or I say I’m happy and pretend that sports don’t influence my emotions.
#Game7

[Cory @CoryConquistadr]

My toxic trait is assuming everyone is alright with hardcore screamo music because I love it so much.

Usually I’m wrong.

[Cory @CoryConquistadr]

Dang. The Celtics fucking suck.