Captain Planet

The kid who won the Dylan and Cole Sprouse Danimals contest in 2009. Guards Up! Orange and Brown til I’m in the ground 🧡🤎

[George Janko @GeorgeJanko]

My best friend @LoganPaul fights the best Boxer ever today, what is your best friend doing today?

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

The Knicks are obviously having a massive emotional letdown because Trump isn't there tonight.

Just further proof of how great a leader & inspiration Trump is.

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

Wemby is an ELITE raigebaiter 😭

He cooks Robinson and yells: "I'M IN YOUR HEAD!"

Robinson then elbows him in the face

Wemby: "I'M IN YOUR HEAD BOY!"

[bring back busch apple @buschapplelover]

Apple > lime > peach

[Jennifer @JennSalerno310]

Now here’s a guy that loves Brady’s nut

[Captain Planet @CoryIsAwkward]

@jrob69000 @TheCLESportsGuy @FranmilsEyebrow Didn’t he come off the bereavement list recently? That’s probably what he’s talking about

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Hard to say if we've seen a better double play than this.

#GuardsBall | #VoteGuards

[Captain Planet @CoryIsAwkward]

We all do better when we all do better

[Captain Planet @CoryIsAwkward]

Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, and Zach Galifianakis in 2009

[Matt Nelson @MNelson_ISU]

What just happened in Vegas

[La Mole @FranmilsEyebrow]

Another series win.

Fuck the Yankees.

#GuardsBall

[Captain Planet @CoryIsAwkward]

@Yankees

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Yanked it.

#GuardsBall | #VoteGuards

[Captain Planet @CoryIsAwkward]

YANKEES SUCK YANKEES SUCK!!

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Taking the first two is certainly thumbs up worthy! 👍

#GuardsBall | #GuardiWWins

[Captain Planet @CoryIsAwkward]

DAAAAAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!!

[Did Da Yankees Lose? @DAAAYANKEESLOSE]

0-2 for Yankee June!

Cleveland 5

Yankees 4

DAAAAAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!!

[Captain Planet @CoryIsAwkward]

Now that’s a lineup!

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

The Big Rig rolls up to Yankee Stadium.

#GuardsBall

[Captain Planet @CoryIsAwkward]

DAAAAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

So back!

#GuardsBall | #GuardiWins

[Did Da Yankees Lose? @DAAAYANKEESLOSE]

Dread it. Run from it. Yankees June arrives all the same

Cleveland 9

Yankees 4

DAAAAAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!!

[Captain Planet @CoryIsAwkward]

Soul Ties is crazy

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

This lady in Walmart just told her daughter "you campaigning for a real good ass whooping and you about to win the election"