Cory Lee

Get some prep-H for your butt hurt, snowflake!

[Jim Norton @JimNorton]

If there’s one thing I associate Martin Luther King Jr. with, it’s pickup trucks. Hopefully next year they can use RFK or Malcolm X to sell us Skittles.

[Cory Lee @CoryLeeComedy]

Post game = live cams of Philly riots!

[Cory Lee @CoryLeeComedy]

@bodyman1971 11/8/2016 😂😂😂

[Cory Lee @CoryLeeComedy]

Question: If America is so racist and sexist, how'd a black woman become a billionaire? #itworkedforoprah #stopblamingothers #responsibility

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

We can't really do much about bullying in school as long as we have a zero tolerance policy for a victim punching his bully in the nose.

[Cory Lee @CoryLeeComedy]

@OwenBenjamin Hot as an iceberg! Hot as liquid nitrogen!

[Cory Lee @CoryLeeComedy]

I'm not into fat shaming or anything but, Government I think you should go on a diet! #Libertarian #losesomeweight #freedom

[Cory Lee @CoryLeeComedy]

@steak_umm I'm blaming you for this food induced coma! How dare you make such deliciousness! #VerifySteakUmm

[Cory Lee @CoryLeeComedy]

What if wet dreams are just horny ghosts? #nocturnalemissions #horny #ghosts #sexualpredators

[mark normand @marknorm]

The currency you get from writing a good joke should be called "Bit coin."

[Cory Lee @CoryLeeComedy]

Cumming is like sneezing from your dick. Jizz = dick loogies

[Cory Lee @CoryLeeComedy]

It warms my heart to see all these dirt bag politicians resigning for being sexual predators! Keep em coming, maybe soon the swamp really will be drained! #trumptoo

[Cory Lee @CoryLeeComedy]

How many more senseless acts of vehicular manslaughter are our representatives let happen before we can have some common sense regulations put into place! #carcontrol #banassaultcars https://t.co/FYVg39GgfF

[Cory Lee @CoryLeeComedy]

Hey guess what, snowflake is now considered to be offensive! Ummm, I'm pretty sure that was the point. Lol

[Cory Lee @CoryLeeComedy]

@DougStanhope @joerogan In not really sure why there's a debate here, they're the same fucking person! If you'd suck one of their cocks you'd probably suck both!

[Cory Lee @CoryLeeComedy]

@joerogan Is this twig-fu or tai-tree?

[Cory Lee @CoryLeeComedy]

To keep with this new PC culture we live in: I propose replacing the word retarded with flat earther.

[Cory Lee @CoryLeeComedy]

If you believe the earth is flat, do the world a favor and do not reproduce!

[Cory Lee @CoryLeeComedy]

@jakeandamir Also, repeat vigorously!