Cory Olson

The observations of someone who thinks he's funnier that he is. Or so his wife tells him.

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@GopherFootball @GoldytheGopher @EASPORTSCollege @GopherSports @UMNews @EASPORTS Not since Bo Jackson…

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@EPLindaLou I don’t know if you saw, but they found another $1.9 billion taxpayer fraud scheme the other day.

https://t.co/zkNV8Flbfq

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

President Trump’s agreement with the federal government he runs expanded Tuesday to end all pending tax audits of him and his businesses, according to the Justice Department. https://t.co/o4ZLMM6pWq

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@johnkriesel @dapp410

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@Bmarek10 I love that it looks at only the last 20 years. So it doesn’t even consider the 98 Vikings, 41-donut, or the Wolves losing Cassell to the big balls dance.

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@carl_oneil @Gaardsy Narrator: The one against a Minnesota team in the playoffs was the sure thing.

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Minnesota sports are the absolute worst.

Also, the streak is now up to 128. And if you think that 99.9% stat is bad, remember that it cuts off 14 years, including the 98 Vikings and 41-donut.

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@CjakeSD @Gaardsy Small sample size? Dude, it’s been 128 seasons since we’ve been to a finals. Let alone win one. That’s the longest of any city by 5 seasons (and growing).

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@AnnaNoelleDua @RussoHockey Between the Bills and the Sabers, there’s a temporary-furniture salesman somewhere that has been able to put his kids through college.

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@RussoHockey Probably a bunch of old Rem Pitlick jerseys they got on the cheap.

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@RussoHockey Just @JonKrawczynski next time.

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@EPLindaLou Ellison’s answer to this is absolutely correct. You can’t categorically say people who entered illegally should be deported because some have pending asylum petitions. And that can include people from Mexico.

The Senator is looking for partisan clicks, not real answers.

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@JonKrawczynski In honor of the meltdowns on Altitude sports, is Denver okay? Do they need a hug or something?

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@CoachDre3000 [Laughs in 14U club softball.]

Buckle up, buddy. You’re just getting started. But enjoy the ride.

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@Gaardsy Bonus when you have to arrive a day early to pay an exorbitant rate for a budget hotel, but then find out your team doesn’t play until late the next day.

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@RussoHockey Well, that’s one way to launder money, I guess.

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@Gaardsy It’s like they all assumed they could just run around and win the game. They should have known they would get Denver’s best. They should have known it would take *more* attention to detail. Yet they gave less.

It’s a sign of the immaturity that plagues the team.

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@jtd941 @OrinKerr Also worth noting that the detective did it with DNA evidence. If this were ~1990 or earlier, he’d have gotten away with it. Heck, anything before ~2005 would have been extremely difficult.

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@OrinKerr Stolen identity? Life turned around?

I think your list is missing one.

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@thechosenberg Got news for you, the boomer in the story is the dead grandmother who left the inheritance.

With a 25 year-old daughter, the parent may well be a Millennial. At best, it’s a late GenXer.