Cory Pattison

A bourbon guy with a football problem who dreams too much about being on the golf course.

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@CodyBrownBets He did it AGAIN

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Trying to call @AmericanAir is an exercise in futility. You don't actually speak to an American, the rep's English is incoherent, and then they are inept. Two separate calls for 60+ minutes total today - hung up on after 30 on the first, and the second had no clue what to do.

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@CodyBrownBets 265

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@SportsCenter Clowns 🤡

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Home plate umpire is NOT calling the strike zone the same tonight #RedsOctober

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Just get it all out of your system now @Reds

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The absence of Burrow shines a light on how poor of a coach Z. Taylor is. @Bengals it's time to go get Gruden

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@Reds @PNCBank Don't you realize that its now football season?!?

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@Reds @PNCBank A lot of hate, so you'd better win the all or it's going to get ugly

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I really need the cowboy on the radio for these west coast @Reds games

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@Reds You need to shake up a lot of things because you look like a HS JV team. Errors, strikeouts, more errors, blah blah blah. Mentally weak team that cannot be consistent. You got by having fun, but now crunch time is squeezing ya.

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Remember this night. This is the night the @Reds season ended. Downhill slide from here and will not make the playoffs. This is a loss that kills teams/seasons.

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Is there any team that is more frustrating than the Cincinnati @Reds ???

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@EvilJoeyVotto Third to half full. Quiet when they aren't blasting stuff from the speaker.

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@PVParikh Oh it was.

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@FOX19Jeremy We're in the parking lot in the car enjoying the dryness and a beverage so you're our lifeline to the schedule...

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@LanceMcAlister @ItsBristolBaby Getting rained on underneath the bleachers. Most expensive game we'll never see.#PlayingAtMidnight

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@LndsPatterson This needs set to the Sopranos theme

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@FOX19Jeremy Texas isn't providing anything. Ohio State is beating themselves. Tons of stupid play calls and self inflicted penalties.

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@RGIII