Cory

Too weird to live, too rare to die 🤙🏻

[Cory @CoryRolfe]

@b3gallagher Lmao didn’t know I even had you on this platform smh . Redemption tour starts soon just wait

[Cory @CoryRolfe]

I AM BACK

[Cory @CoryRolfe]

@chrisbrockman Those are 2 very different votes. Belichek should withdraw his name from future consideration to embarrass the NFL HOF permanently. Drake maybe should’ve won but Stafford had the stats . All votes should be public knowledge for any award btw

[Cory @CoryRolfe]

@ShamsCharania

[Grant Afseth @GrantAfseth]

Jason Kidd was asked by @RonKnowsSports about the national criticism for playing Cooper Flagg at point guard.

Kidd: "Criticism? That’s your opinion. You guys write that bullshit. That’s not — I’ve done this. I’ve played this game. I played it. I know what the fuck I’m doing.

"I don’t give a fuck what you guys write because you guys have never played the game. I build players, so I know what the fuck I’m doing. So if I take criticism, it only makes me better, because if I wasn’t doing it right, you guys wouldn’t be poking holes in what I’ve done."

[Jimmy Johnson @JimmyJohnson]

I would like to know the names of the assholes who did not vote for him..they are too cowardly to identify themselves…

[Damien Woody @damienwoody]

I don’t care what your feelings are towards Bill….u just made a jackass out of yourself & you should never have a vote moving forward!

[Cory @CoryRolfe]

@ProFootballTalk The most Mike Florio take of all takes

[Cory @CoryRolfe]

@CatwalkBre Yeah if you use it during a storm don’t be afraid to beef up the tip that’s what their expecting . Storm times should be the best 💴 they make

[NBA Cobwebs @NBACobwebs]

Third year I've posted this and STILL HAVE NO IDEA what John Starks is doing in the bottom right corner of the clip.

Miami's Khalid Reeves drills a 70-foot shot against the New York Knicks (January 22, 1995):

[eLone @eLonePB]

"Knicks fans are basically Jets fans who think they root for the Patriots."

Saw that on Reddit. Chef's kiss.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Never forget Curt Cignetti was asked how he was going to recruit kids to Indiana during his introductory press conference and dropped the hardest quote in history

[Cory @CoryRolfe]

@LordSnow So HBO went from seasons of 10 episodes an hour long , to 8 episodes, and now 6 episodes with the runtime of a network sitcom? Pathetic

[beep @beepbat]

Are you always filled with puke or is puke just puke when it leaves you

[Celina 52 Truck Stop @celinatruckstop]

Our long-time Cashier Margie had to be put down this morning after a 6-month investigation found that her high score in our Pac-Man Arcade occurred while she was on the clock and not on lunch break as initially thought.

After clearing her High Score, we allowed her one last moment with the machine before ending her life.

[Cory @CoryRolfe]

@EricLDaugh Sooooo, they can just check the box that says no? lol

[Cory @CoryRolfe]

@AdamSchefter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😁🤣🤣🤣😁🤣😁😁😁😁😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Cory @CoryRolfe]

@BarstoolBigCat A big thank you to the Falcons coaches for sitting Bjian last minute 🫡

[Cory @CoryRolfe]

@nypost “Controversial “ because she had something to say about children getting blown up? Gtfo

[Cory @CoryRolfe]

@drnimrod @netflix I think Peacock might have that crown but Netflix is a close 2nd