Scumbag Cory

[Scumbag Cory @CoryScumbag]

@corycallaghan @Joe_Jenny15 Why would you drag Scott into this?

[Scumbag Cory @CoryScumbag]

@Joe_Jenny15 Wish I could say the same about you

[Scumbag Cory @CoryScumbag]

@corycallaghan Well thank you that was actually sincere :) #NonScumbagCory

[Scumbag Cory @CoryScumbag]

@corycallaghan

[Scumbag Cory @CoryScumbag]

@corycallaghan Well hello real Cory!

[Joe @JoeJenny_]

Had a dream that #oomf spilled their beer, so Cory made them sit naked with a bag of ice wrapped around their junk for an hour @CoryScumbag

[Cory Callaghan @corycallaghan]

"Brags about getting himself unstuck on twitter and then 10 miles later goes flying in the ditch" @CoryScumbag

[Scumbag Cory @CoryScumbag]

@corycallaghan I did that too! I only had to give them my social security and my bank account number! What a steal!

[Scumbag Cory @CoryScumbag]

*Serious* "Who's voice president? O'Biden?"

[Scumbag Cory @CoryScumbag]

Throws beer bottle up for grabs in the middle of the road; shatters

[Scumbag Cory @CoryScumbag]

@VitoCaro7 Shiiiit you know I party like everyday is my birthday!

[Scumbag Cory @CoryScumbag]

Loses in a drinking game; Slaps the person in the face who beat him

[Scumbag Cory @CoryScumbag]

Constantly complains about Obama; Didn't vote

[Scumbag Cory @CoryScumbag]

*Wearing Scotts shoes* Scott: "Why are you wearing my shoes and not yours?" ... Cory: "I wasn't about to wear mine in this muddy grass!"

[Nick M @nickmarlin_9]

@CoryScumbag Picks fights with his smaller friends then pretends his nose hurts when a larger person comes for him.

[Scumbag Cory @CoryScumbag]

Spills sweet and sour sauce on vitos chair; Pushes chair in and walks away rather than cleaning up his mess

[Scumbag Cory @CoryScumbag]

Vito: "Write a list of all the girls you've ever hooked up with" .... Cory: "There's not enough room"

[Scumbag Cory @CoryScumbag]

Charges at you like he wants to fight; Gets mad at you for breaking his "lucky" rubber band that was on his wrist