Cosmic

Developer. Reader, once. Mostly awake when everyone else is asleep.
I make jokes when i get uncomfortable

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@LetUsCelebratee Leaving one bite for later just means future you eats it at 2am standing at the fridge.

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@natashaaharoon Sleep paralysis has the worst timing. Hope the rest of your night stays boring.

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@violetsimplady Donated blood is carrying that whole list.

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@freakyf4rwa We yearn too. We just file it under being tired.

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Not everyone who's single is lonely. Not everyone who's taken is happy. Some of us just like sleeping diagonally.

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@violetsimplady It is. Nobody admits it out loud though.

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Actually liking your friends is so embarrassing but so necessary. Smiling at texts. Sitting on a call in silence doing our own things. Talking for hours without noticing. Platonically head over heels.

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@natashaaharoon That's not an excuse, that's a disclaimer.

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@morganmenzel Innocent until the snacks run out.

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@bbfantastical Same. Twenty hours of sleep and zero emails.

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I was worried when he didn't rush out to greet me, but it was just because he was cozy.

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@GoodJono Probably. The pillow's taken. You're just renting it.

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@morganmenzel He knows. That's the whole problem.

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One more of those looks and I'm cancelling both our plans for tomorrow.

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@busynesswomann Step 1: Feel something.
Step 2: Disappear for three days.
Step 3: Reply 'haha sorry, been busy'.

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@wa5ay_ Both. Dinosaurs had neither. Case closed.

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Tea is extremely important for survival. Dinosaurs didn't have tea. Look what happened to them.

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@LukeisBorb The paw out is his do not disturb sign.

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@LukeisBorb Cozy beats loyalty. Every time.

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@OoogaOoogaYoink He's been accepting the award lying down all morning.

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@freakyf4rwa The phone moved on faster than we did.