Cosmic Funker

Life is much too short and precious to spend fighting wars each day.

[Pádraig Murchadhfinn @murchadhfinn]

“It is difficult to imagine a more absurd sight than thuggish men brandishing the Union Jack while torching Belfast and demanding that foreigners leave Ireland”
~Kelly Given💚

The National

☕️🥐

[DilinODose @MimiVonPeach]

You tell them, Mick.

Players, this is up to you now! Stop the game.
@IrelandFootball

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨EMBARRASSING: Trump’s billionaire buddy, Knicks owner James Dolan canceled the Knicks watch party tonight, AND LIED claiming Mayor Mamdani refused to approve more than 1,000 fans.

Turns out DOLAN HIMSELF requested allowance for up to 999 people on the permit application according to the NYPD.

Here’s Dolan caught on tape ADMITTING his screen could only be seen by 1,000 people.

Mamdani approved exactly what he asked for. Dolan is a liar.👇🏼

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

SYKES: Are you aware the US was taking millions of barrels of oil from Iran?

WRIGHT: We are preventing the flow of Iranian oil

SYKES: That is not what I asked you. Can I play some audio?

*plays audio of Trump admitting the US is stealing Iranian oil*

WRIGHT: I think the president is talking casually

SYKES: Do you think that it's appropriate to 'talk casually' about war?

WRIGHT: I think you talk to all different audiences and you talk in all different styles

SYKES: There are 13 service members who are dead

WRIGHT: He treats this war deadly serious

SYKES: You just said he was speaking casually

WRIGHT: He speaks 20 hours a day

[Covie @covie_93]

BREAKING: FIFA peace prize recipient is bombing Iran a day before the start of the FIFA World Cup.

[Cosmic Funker @CosmicFunker]

@g_ldn_f @Paddystinian The victim had previously been tortured when he lived in Scotland.
Strange that the protesters didn't give one solitary fuck about him when it was locals doing the torturing.
https://t.co/kt1bowE915

[Sir Stevo Timothy @SirStevoTimothy]

Dear white people....

[Being J Wood @BeingJWood]

The larger picture gives perspective.

[Cosmic Funker @CosmicFunker]

@Scottyg09182469 @Kitson67 Rangers fans still prattle on about a battle that took place in the 17th century, Scotty. 😉

[Cosmic Funker @CosmicFunker]

@LoyalGovan @Kitson67 He was caught on camera doing it though, in fairness, after the Hearts fans who assaulted Neil zlennon live on TV and got off with it, I suppose anything is possible in Scotland.

[Cosmic Funker @CosmicFunker]

@Kitson67 @Scottish_VAR 😂

[Kitson @Kitson67]

Right let’s line up them up:

Pat Nevin
Tony Bloom
Tom English
And the rest of the pearl-clutching hand wringers

An actual assault on a football pitch by an invading fan. Let’s get the articles written, the phone lines open. Treat it with the same outrage you had for Celtic

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Infantino claims he can't do anything about Referees, players, journalists and fans being banned from the World Cup because in every country there are Governments.

In 2023 Indonesia refused to let the Israeli U23 squad have visas

FIFA instantly moved the tournament to Argentina

[Saul Staniforth @SaulStaniforth]

Kevin Maguire: "After the attack on the Liverpool football parade & it was a white guy, middle class, former royal marine, no-one went after other white, middle class former marines & set this person represents that entire group"

[Grand Auld Team @GrandAuldTeam_]

All the best to the Coatbridge Cannavaro

[Edison V. Campos @Edison_vander]

Um homem de 25 anos mandou mensagem para uma menina de 13 anos.

"Oi, gatinha." "Meu sonho é ficar com você." "Seria uma honra tirar a virgindade dela."

O que ele não sabia: era a mãe quem respondia.

A mãe perguntou diretamente: "Isso não é pedofilia?"

Ele deu risada. E marcou o encontro.

Chegou lá — e encontrou a mãe.

Sete dias sem dormir. Conhecia o homem há 20 anos. Viu a filha crescer.

Ela bateu nele. Depois acionou a polícia, fez o boletim e entregou o celular como prova.

Ele foi à delegacia, prestou depoimento.

E foi embora. Não ficou preso.

Uma mãe passou 7 dias em colapso, montou uma operação, colheu as provas, entregou tudo — e o Estado soltou o homem na mesma noite.

Ela fez o trabalho da polícia, do MP e do judiciário.

E mesmo assim, não foi suficiente para mantê-lo atrás das grades.

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

😱😱😱 And just like that, it’s completely VANISHED from the media.

A sitting congressman, Ted Lieu, said on the record the Epstein files are being blocked because they show Trump raped and threatened to kill children.

Lets make this viral again 👇

[Fr. John Whiteford ☦️ 🇸🇴 公 公 @frjohnwhiteford]

This is the last completely Christian village in the Holy Land. This is what Israel just did to it. Are you going to do anything about it, Ambassador Huckabee? @USAmbIsrael

[The Global Tablet of Jurisprudence @gtj1247]

Would like to remind everyone of video by Tony Bloom, Hearts Chairman, on TalkSport stating '2 Hearts players were assaulted' during Celtic celebrations. Cammy Devlin yesterday finally came out & admitted no one was assaulted. Total lies of '2 assaults' by Tony 'Pinocchio' Bloom