Cosmic Merman

♒️‍Self-proclaimed celebrity 👑Royal

[Cosmic Merman @CosmicMerman21]

No fresh air in the studio; only fresh ideas.
#studio #werk #notmad

[Cosmic Merman @CosmicMerman21]

Im sorry that my presence has been brief. I've been working on many projects! Drops coming soon!

[Cosmic Merman @CosmicMerman21]

You know you're a Gaga fan when your phone autocorrects haha to Gaga.
#joanne

[Cosmic Merman @CosmicMerman21]

A blind dog walks into a bar...
Then it whimpers away because it hurt.

[Cosmic Merman @CosmicMerman21]

Those who say, "there is no limit to your talent" are absolutely right; when they're talking to me.

[Cosmic Merman @CosmicMerman21]

Political tweet about politics.
(I approve this message)

[Cosmic Merman @CosmicMerman21]

I like myself, so much that when I don't see myself for a long time; I buy another mirror.

[Cher @cher]

Here's Only a Minute Sampling,Of What a Vote For 🚽Or That Inane Clown..G Johnson Will Get You...I Mean....Lose You

[Cosmic Merman @CosmicMerman21]

Being a star is very isolating. Yeah there are so many of us, but we're not very close together.

[Cosmic Merman @CosmicMerman21]

Girls keep flirting with me at the studio. I'm like, "No."

[Cosmic Merman @CosmicMerman21]

@evil_elvira Answer: yes

[Cosmic Merman @CosmicMerman21]

@evil_elvira and if the answer is yes, why would you expect a response?!

[Cosmic Merman @CosmicMerman21]

"Ya no sé si e vivido diez mil días o un día diez mil veces"
-Shakira

[Cosmic Merman @CosmicMerman21]

"I know it may have looked like I'd become a bitch, but it was only because I was acting like a bitch."

[Cosmic Merman @CosmicMerman21]

Just because you shine bright, it doesn't make you a big star. That just means you're closer.

[Cosmic Merman @CosmicMerman21]

I'm not a good winner, everyone else is just a bad loser.

[Cosmic Merman @CosmicMerman21]

I should not have disclosed my plans, paparazzi are already buggin.

[Cosmic Merman @CosmicMerman21]

Bey, I will see you tonight. You're welcome.

[Cosmic Merman @CosmicMerman21]

On my way to see Beyoncé, thank you, Pop Gods for blessing me on this beautiful day.

[Cosmic Merman @CosmicMerman21]

If the world doesn't revolve around me why hasn't everything stopped spinning?