Anthony_Analyst

Product owner | Business Analyst | Only thinks in systems | Pseudo-creative | Information babalawo @thenoticompany | Futurist | Specialist-Generalist |

[Anthony_Analyst @CosmicNihilist]

Acknowledgement kink . Who knew?

[Anthony_Analyst @CosmicNihilist]

@bojnuga @callme5T4N5

[Anthony_Analyst @CosmicNihilist]

No juice wrld

[Anthony_Analyst @CosmicNihilist]

Mehn

[Zidyep Osborn @ZidyepO]

The reason mummy is confidently telling Bola to add to the amount is because the money is coming entirely from daddy’s pocket. If she were contributing half while daddy contributed the other half, she’d probably be telling Bola to find a way to reduce the cost.
This is actually very common in many households, but just because something is common doesn’t mean it’s right.
Terrible parenting!

[Vania, The Storyteller. @Avantasiart]

Leave them.

People that are lost.

[Anthony_Analyst @CosmicNihilist]

People are reacting to Kuda’s rebrand like a Dribbble piece. But visual identity, brand strategy, UX design and delivery solve business problems under constraints. You can’t judge work built for business objectives by the same criteria as unconstrained work designed to showcase .

[Wendelyn @Hywendie_]

A man cannot be getting the worst version of you simply because he chose to commit to you.
Everyone must know they're replaceable.

I love my father so much, because this cannot be him.

[Omolola @OmololaToriola]

This video reminded me why I'll always vouch for @SN_Signatures 😂

The way our perfume oils last, they should be called Eau de Don't Leave Me. 😭

And you can smell nice from just 10k 🤍

[Omolola @OmololaToriola]

Hello X 👋🏾

If Spider-Man: Brand New Day is on your watchlist, you might want to hear this.

I’m hosting a movie night on Friday 31st July at Filmhouse Landmark 7:50pm. Come with your friends, meet new people, and catch it together. 🍿

Tickets: https://t.co/oVXjU6KDKS

[Douglas Kendyson @KendysonD]

Hi @jidesanwoolu, @hanneymusawa

I'm deeply disappointed in your @lirs_govng team hounding Selar in the name of claiming creator royalty taxes. I turn 30 in Oct and I've spent the last 10 years building Selar, so this is what the youth mean by policies being created to crush growing businesses. We are the pioneering and largest creator company in Nigeria (Africa actually), and instead of being supported by the government, the LIRS team is keen on trying to scapegoat us to set a precident.

Beyond the huge numbers seen in the headlines, we are still a young company just trying to make our mark for the creator economy in a country where we've never been supported once, we're literally a bootstrapped company. In 2025 alone, we've fulfilled our tax obligation in almost 9 figures and we've never missed out on any of our tax obligation over the years. You can check the records.

We are a software company, we make our ecommerce software available to our thousands of creators in not just Nigeria but 13 other African countries and for that, we earn a small commission of 4%, most of which goes to our payment provider. This is the same business as shopify, teachable, e.t.c There is no reason LIRS is hounding us for a backdated 5% royalty fee on all sales when we've clearly explained our line of business to them and shared everything to prove we are not a royalty based business.

What they're asking us to do is raise our pricing to extort these funds from our creators which is odd considering our creators still pay taxes on their income. No creator company in the world charges as high as even 5%.

Also, less payment gateway charges we get 1-3% max, so where do we pay backdated 5% fees from?

The government would have to decide if it wants the Nigerian creative economy to grow or not.

This conversation is important to me because we pioneered this industry of monetizing digital products online in Nigeria and today we host over 400k creators selling using our platform.

This is an opportunity for the government to show it's committment to making Nigeria work for young Nigerians especially in the creator economy.

Time and money we should be spending investing into our business and it's growth for the GDP of this nation is being spent in long back and forth.

We can't catch up with the west if this is what we're facing at home. Above everything else, disputes like this are distracting from the real work.

If anything, for all our CSR contributions to the education system in the country with our Smart Hustle Anti fraud initiative and our other efforts, we should be getting tax rebates, but we're not even asking for anything but to be left alone to build our business.

Thank you.

[Anthony_Analyst @CosmicNihilist]

@vanguardngrnews Critical thinking is so void in this country lol. What’s the correlation?

[Dmitrii Kovanikov @ChShersh]

I’m overqualified for what I do but underqualified for what I want to do

[✨Jupiter✨ @odafe_judith]

Khalid really had me singing I’m proud to be American from Abule Oja in 2017. Kai😭

[Anthony_Analyst @CosmicNihilist]

@obiagerindu 😒

[Renmoney @Renmoney_ng]

If your savings plan is “I’ll save whatever is left,” please, it's time to review that strategy. 😅

And if your 2026 money goal(s) has not been checked since the first week of January, this is your reminder to do that. Half of the year is gone.

Happy new week! 😊

[Anthony_Analyst @CosmicNihilist]

@MiftaudeenAbd12 @TheGridPost Makes sense now

[Anthony_Analyst @CosmicNihilist]

The crazy thing about Olodo uprising is that everyone believes they are on the other side . Dunning Kruger effect enforces this even 😂

[Anthony_Analyst @CosmicNihilist]

@MiftaudeenAbd12 @TheGridPost Are you talking rapid response ? Or actual prevention of instability/collapse