Sage J Valentine the doombringer

she/fae.
dm me immediately if you hate god.

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@AlphaMasculini1 If we were made in gods image then why does he state to adam and eve that they have quote "become like me" upon eating the fig?
Simple
Adam and Eve gained the ability to think for themselves. The ability to imagine and fantasize. We gained the ability to create. Thanks satan!

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@AlphaMasculini1

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BY REMOVING THEDIXKCANDY FROM EXIWFANCE, SNICKERS IS UPSERTING THECBALANCE OF ONE OF THE 4 UNIVERSAL CONSTSFS. LIFE WILL CRUMVLE BEGIRE UOUR EYES UNRIL ITS ALL GONE. THERE WILL BE NOTGJJG LEFTM. SNICKEDS AS DOOMES US ALLL IM GOUNV TO FUCKING FRY AND SOB AND DRY SND DOB AND CRY.

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YOU MOTHERFUCMER YLULL KILL US ALL WITH THESE ACTIONS. WERE ALL FUCKING DOOMED NO NO NO NO NO NO GOD FUCK GOD FAMN IT FUCK DAMAB IT FUCK FUCK FUCK GOD FUCK GOD FUCKING SHITSDS GOD ABSIFFJ SHIG DHIG GHOGS SHIT FUCK SHITFUCK

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VONSTANT ONE IS LIFE ITSELD. THE ABULITY TO ACT, EXPRESS, AND TO WXIST.
CONSTSNT TWO IS SPACE, PHTSICSL COSMOS, ENDLESS EXISTANCE AND ENERFY.
CONSTSNT 3 IS THE IDEA OD LOVE AND PASSION. WMOTIOTUNAL ENERGY AND SPIRITUAL IDEAL.
CONSTSNT 4 IS GLUTGONY, THE NWED TO CONSUME FOR ENERGY

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After watching all of the starwars prequels i have fully decided that they are so good they must be acts of god. As such i fucking hate these masterpieces.

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THAT HEDGEHOGS RIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW

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@rambllz You may think you have won the war, but you have not won the war. Us tea drinkers drink tea. You pathetic coffee drinkers will stop drinking coffee one day in favor of tea. One day you will loose all the coffee you care about ans tea will be your only option, coffee drinkers.....

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Screaming at a cold, empty, unforgiving sky while shirtless in the rain is what makes us human.
"I havea question for god.... WHHYYYYY"
- Mario Mario

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First, twitter
Then, ykyr mom

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You know despite being omniscient and omnipotent, God's frame data is kind of poor. Many of his moves are pretty laggy too. He does have the potential to be an interesting rushdown/grappler/zoner/setplay character but his frame data is too poor. Also he lacks a DP.

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Dear twitter,
I was extremely high during the entirety of the composition and posting of my most recent tweet. I realize now that what i said is considered extremely offensive to club penguin users and, as such, i shall refrain from saying such disgusting things from now on.

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YOUR XCLUMB PENGUIEH ACCOUBT ACCESTS HAS BEEB PERMANTENTLY REVOJED YOU RREAK

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@ella_evalon @Jetthebuizel WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE INCOMPLETE WORK OF ART KNOWN AS THE DONKEY KONG DK TV SHOW. IT CONFUSES AND UNSETTLES ME. IT MUST HAVE BEEN MADE BY THOSE WHO FELL FROM GRACE AND IS A REPRESENTATION OF THEIR AGONY.

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@rambllz

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@MillieCorner2 You are the most powerful woman on Twitter i feel so lucky to be trans in a world with you in it