intergalactic asshole

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[intergalactic asshole @CosmicTalkshow]

Listen to the first episode on Spotify here!

https://t.co/JlypgKmFbe

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@nowherecara No sorry X

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They just shot down the homie in Canada

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@bighodgkinson You keeping that one in your drafts then?

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@bighodgkinson At least they can't disappoint you with a bad album

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They’re looking back at us too

[Latest in space @latestinspace]

BREAKING 🚨: NASA has discovered a second nearby Earth-size planet orbiting within the habitable zone of its star 100 light-years away

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@HeerenbTV 2023 is about me and my big alien dick n balls

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@bighodgkinson Nerd

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Hanging at the North pole for Santa's after-party, just seen Elon Musk get refused entry. Cunt.

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Shut the fuck up

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

In case you were wondering, for Santa, in a single 24-hr Earth-night, to deliver presents to all those who celebrate Christmas, he must visit 25,000 homes per second.

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Christmas on my planet is really nice, we open presents, sing Christmas carols and sacrifice the Christmas ET

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@HeerenbTV had a really tough day yesterday, I hope he doesn't drink any of his whiskeys, I've pissed in them

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@antonelvin2 I refuse to watch anything that isn't 60fps

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@bighodgkinson Mine was The Split 1968. Great film

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Now compare it to the size of my nuts

[Space 8K @uhd2020]

The size of the Earth compared to the size of Jupiter

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That’s me on the bottom left

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Maybe he broke the rules he was told about or something I hear he’s got a history with that

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Just seen @antonelvin2 virginity grow back when he started making his gundam

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I wish I could roast et with a flame thrower

https://t.co/fWs25L2Qk6

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@antonelvin2 I'm in the same room as you frequently and don't get this much hype

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@bighodgkinson A tool for a tool, we've come full circle