Notti_Osama

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕮𝖔𝖔𝖑 𝕽𝖎𝖔𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖗

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

First impregnate her before you marry her. Ladies aren't giving birth nowadays.

[Hubert Thieblot @hthieblot]

Anyone who surfed the early web between 1995-2010.

What’s the one website/app you still think about?

[Polycarp @Nyaberih_]

Wake and bake. It's a Saturday ffs.

[Notti_Osama @Cosmus112]

When it rains it pours

[Hoops Crave @HoopsCrave]

Brittney Griner on filing for divorce from her wife:

“She’s too masculine.”

[Hoops Crave @HoopsCrave]

Happy 80th birthday to the talented Ellen DeGeneres.

[Polycarp @Nyaberih_]

Any place that plays 90s RnB hunibeba tu. Elite music from the golden era.

[Polycarp @Nyaberih_]

Riggy G's villain era is something Ruto didn't expect at all.

[Polycarp @Nyaberih_]

It must suck being the commander in chief of forces that leak confidential information behind your back. How did Riggy G even know about his speech? What else does this man know? I stan a smooth operator.

[Polycarp @Nyaberih_]

Never been afraid to say
What's on my mind at any given time of day
'Cause I'm a renegade🎶

[Polycarp @Nyaberih_]

Sheesh, shawty got rizz. I'm flattered tbh.

[Polycarp @Nyaberih_]

Mimi nitaendelea tu na Suits. Mkimaliza hype ya Odyssey I'll watch it.

[Polycarp @Nyaberih_]

Siri ni ku avoid mbogi.

[Polycarp @Nyaberih_]

The day is gloomy af, hii mvua itanipata taoni.

[Polycarp @Nyaberih_]

Nyashinski, hands down.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Yvonne Okwara: Are you going to account for the money people are sending you?

SIFUNA: Yes. We will account for the money.

YVONNE: Which method will you use to account for this money?

SIFUNA: Have you sent any money to that pay bill?

YVONNE: No. I have not sent any money. But this is public money and you must account.

SIFUNA: Speak about your money Yvonne. Not other people's money. If they ask me to account, I will account.

Me: Shukishaaaaa!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[riel @Blueblak_]

THE MUG SHOT😂😭

[Somoina Kapeen @SomoinaKapeen]

Usinishike polepole mimi si bibi ya wenyewe..