Adam Lawson

Generally tweeting about video games, movies and TV shows and other cool shenanigans.

[Adam Lawson @Cosperdst]

#ImSingleBecause I have trust issues.

[Adam Lawson @Cosperdst]

Stop complaining about your relationship if you're gonna stay in it, dumb ass hoes..

[Adam Lawson @Cosperdst]

"Virgin pussy " () " , regular pussy " ( ) " , Oomf pussy (_________________________)

[Adam Lawson @Cosperdst]

Girlfriend bio: I love my baby, follow him. Boyfriend bio: fuck bitches get money. *scratches head* you sure thats your boyfriend?

[Adam Lawson @Cosperdst]

Teacher: We are watching a movie today. Me: Oh hell yes!!! Teacher: I'll be giving you a worksheet to fill out. Me: The fuck you just say

[Adam Lawson @Cosperdst]

#ToMyFutureSon, Your first phone, is gonna be a flip-phone. Idgaf if the iPhone15 is out by then, YOU MUST KNOW THE STRUGGLE!

[Adam Lawson @Cosperdst]

A subtweet will f*ck a guilty persons mind up!

[Adam Lawson @Cosperdst]

Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

[Adam Lawson @Cosperdst]

Niggas Be Bragging About Having Side Hoes . . . A Lot Of Y'all Niggas Be Side Niggas ....

[Adam Lawson @Cosperdst]

I hate it when I'm singing and people join in. Bitch, this ain't Glee.

[Adam Lawson @Cosperdst]

That akward moment you realize Mitt Romney?s Slogan, ?Keep America American? was the same slogan used by the KKK in 1922?

[Adam Lawson @Cosperdst]

Stress is caused by giving a fuck..

[Adam Lawson @Cosperdst]

*During sex, I suddenly stopped and didn't move* Her: "What are you doing?" Me: "Hush bitch, I seen this on Pornhub, its called Buffering.

[Adam Lawson @Cosperdst]

White Guy: Babe you cold? Heres my jacket. Black Guy:You cold? Ain't nobody Tell yo ass to come outside with no jacket, tryna be cute!

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Girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it's cute need to be fucking slapped.

[Adam Lawson @Cosperdst]

Damn Owl outside my window won't shutup... It keeps saying, "WHO?" ... I've said, "Mike Jones" like 50 damn times.

[Adam Lawson @Cosperdst]

I remember when it was "watch out for her, she has cooties!" Now, it's "stay away from that hoe, she has herpes."

[Adam Lawson @Cosperdst]

I hate tacos. said no juan ever.

[Adam Lawson @Cosperdst]

#ReasonsWhyWeDontGetAlong All you do is talk shit about people.

[Adam Lawson @Cosperdst]

So you getting the iphone 5 but you can't afford your blackberry bill? Bitch please