Cotorro Jr.

[Aрраӏасһіаո Trаnnу 𖦏 @IrisaOnCrack]

>>First Day at new job

>>Coworker calls California “Commiefornia”

>> Makes a Joe Biden joke around the clearly liberal women during lunch

>>says the dating scene is so fucked up because women no longer obey

>> proclaimed jesus healed his ADHD & porn addiction

[OmnipotentHim @OmnipotentHim]

Antisemitism will save the world

Mel Gibson is a legend

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Consistent with the simulation hypothesis.

Like a video game, objects are randomly generated, with positional certainty only when observed.

[Greentext Poster @GreenTextRepost]

Submitted by @Epicartworks

[Mila Joy @Milajoy]

Elon Musk explains that if Democrats win in 2028 the entire country will be like California is now.

There will be no escape.

[₿en Wehrman @benwehrman]

Pokemon Go was training us for this moment.

[🎥IG: nomark.project]

[Pirat_Nation 🔴 @Pirat_Nation]

Xbox is teasing “something big” for next week after pausing this week’s Xbox Insider updates.

Xbox Insider lead Brad Rossetti hinted that something is coming, telling testers, “The wait is worth the wait,” but didn’t reveal what the announcement is about.

Many fans think it could be the first look at Xbox’s rumored disc-to-digital feature, which would let players convert eligible physical games into digital licenses tied to their account.

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

If you can’t beat them, replace them.

(Paris never stood a chance)

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

Minecraft if Mojang was actually allowed to use it's own budget for the past half a decade

[Vivek Sen @Vivek4real_]

PALANTIR CTO:

“FOR $10 BILLION, ELON MUSK PUT 300 ROCKETS IN ORBIT.”

“FOR $11 BILLION, THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA HAS BUILT 1,600 FEET OF ELEVATED RAIL...

WITH NO RAIL.”

[Real Post Folder @RealPostFolder]

>the threats were just a confession

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

I think the worst part is that, despite all the mass surveillance around the world, people can still just disappear without a trace

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

There’s a reason so many hate Argentina. It’s a Christian Nation.