Colten McCabe

My mom is my icon

[Public Enemies Podcast @PublicEnemiesHQ]

He can hear Scott Steiner in his head like the Green Goblin 😭

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

You know it's bad when you've got this guy concerned 😭

[Randy Orton @RandyOrton]

Bro really willing to risk it all for you

[potato marie @anielizarmly]

i’m not even kidding you this is my arby’s

it’s not a jungle it’s just kudzu in east tennessee

[Mrs. Ashley Prettycunt 💞 @pussyhitler]

My friend did this to a goose at the park that was trying to bite him and one of its eyes fell out and it wouldn’t get back up so we left and never came back

[Raion @Raion74_]

Yoshihiko won the match with double Ankle Lock, Kurt Angle has 24 hours to respond

[Colten McCabe @CottonMcCabel]

@realDonaldTrump hey my dearest friend. I wanted to politely ask you for tasteful nudes. I hope all is well and I appreciate your time.

#ForTheGirls

[doomer @uncledoomer]

this is what nietzche talks about. the beaver knows within its very essence, it must build a dam. there is, in the same way, an essence within each of us. but unlike the beaver, we must ponder this essence until the act to which we are compelled is no less natural than breathing

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

“sorry i can’t come out, i have plans”

the plans:

[Raion @Raion74_]

200 IQ wrestling

[Wrestling Pics & Clips @WrestleClips]

7 year old me entering the bedroom for a 5 star wrestling classic against my pillow

[Corb💔💨 @HeartBreakCorb]

COKANE JUST PULLED OUT AN 8BALL

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[Blockbuster @blockbuster]

Giving all our employees the day off to celebrate Labor Day.

#LaborDay

[BABY JEANS ⁉️ @bbyjimjams]

FOUR FUCKING SECONDS IT TOOK YOU FOUR FUCKING SECONDS TO PISS ME OFF AGAIN

[Tank.Sinatra @GeorgeResch]

We know he can swim but…