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@VinnysCorner1 I want Iguodala

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@bet365 Can you please pay out the Cavs ML they went up by 20 and you haven’t paid out the early payout.

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@BookitWithTrent You have superpowers forreal

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April 18th Recap:
-4.4Units

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@David5360297850 @d3bettor @TheRowdyRhymes Appreciate it 🙏

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Finally some of that weird variance in our direction.

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Rays!!! 👏👏👏

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@d3bettor @TheRowdyRhymes Rays had the Bases loaded in the 2nd they somehow ended up with nothing? Ya I’ll take that again any day. I Faded skenes his 1st start of the year again the Mets. The dude isn’t untouchable.

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Marlins ❌
Another fake comeback. I don’t get those comebacks they just don’t happen for me. Out hit the brewers 8-6…

Instead of betting ML’s I’m gonna start taking the team I think will win just to win the hit battle. The amount of times I see teams win in the hit column and lose the game is insane.

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Just when I thought I was about to catch a break with the Timberwolves coming back to cover. Nope. Sike. I don’t get those comebacks they only happen against me….

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April 18th
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NBA 🏀
Hawks +7 (-120) 1U🛋️

MLB 🏀
Guardians ML (-140) 1U🛋️
Braves ML (+105) 1U🛋️
Rangers ML (+120) 1U🛋️

NHL 🧊🏒
Penguins ML (-150) 1U🛋️

#Gambling𝕏

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April 18th

NHL 🧊🏒
Wild ML (+105) 1U🛋️

#Gambling𝕏

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Cancel the rays game give me my money back.

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@goldengoose2800 🖕

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The Twins lead 2-0, 2-1, 3-1, 3-2, 4-2, and are now losing 5-4 in the 9th from an error and a bloop single we absolutely cannot catch a fucking break…….

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Mets:
1-1 in the 7th Freddy Peralta is at 94 pitches. They know if they take him out and bring in a lefty they will pinch hit. Carson Kelly launches a three run Homerun on the 1st pitch against the reliever Raley…. The Mets have 5 hits to the Cubs 4 and had dangerous threats themselves to score throughout this game but still are losing 4-1. We are getting steamrolled by shitty variance.

Rays:
Just had the bases loaded and nobody out and somehow did not score a single run….

I fucking hate baseball sometimes.