Rob Slop

I work at an exclusive massage parlour for @sademogirl69 only

[Rob Slop @couchesrob]

I'm going to the warhammer shop, you want anything?

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This show probably costs $200 an episode but Netflix is like "hmmm maybe we should spend $6.2 million on a live action Smurfs reboot and jack the subscription price up $5 a month to cover it" instead

[Rob Slop @couchesrob]

.@netflix make more of this, I will give you $13 a month towards it's budget

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@CommBank She already did. They told her they could look into it in 15-45 business days because I guess customer's money doesn't matter and even then they probably can t get her own money back that was com bank's responsibility. You work for a scummy business btw Mary

[Rob Slop @couchesrob]

.@CommBank my girlfriend just had her card skimmed from one of your own ATMs on one of your own banks and she has been told you guys take no responsibility for your own machines and will do nothing about getting her money back? That's sounds really scummy and like you can be sued

[Rob Slop @couchesrob]

Also, everyone feel free to repost this to let other people know that Com Bank won't take responsibility for their own machines and won't get your money back if you risk using one of their own ATMs

[Rob Slop @couchesrob]

@SlayerRules_420 Memories are stored in the balls

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Same

[taz @OfficialTAZ]

I am not dead.

[Rob Slop @couchesrob]

@sademogirl69 I reported it to the police

[Rob Slop @couchesrob]

Japan loves having urinals that are entirely visible from the outside. Everyone is on the honour system to not look at my hog

[Rob Slop @couchesrob]

Your timeline has been blessed by the cheeky monkey

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So you've decided to dress like you're going camping to stay in and watch documentaries on Netflix?

[Rob Slop @couchesrob]

Just saw a taxi beep at a guy with crutches trying to cross the road and I gotta say, that's pretty funny

[Rob Slop @couchesrob]

Brutal day for monkeys

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@BASINGSEGRAPS They're 500 miles apart from each other at every possible chance

[Rob Slop @couchesrob]

I'm at the metal bar on Halloween and they're playing Rob Zombie?

[Rob Slop @couchesrob]

@garflyf Jesus Christ no

[Rob Slop @couchesrob]

SoftBank Hawks? More like SoftWank Dorks

[Rob Slop @couchesrob]

@breadface_jpeg My girlfriend asking me to get 3 large radish and me coming home with 1 onion I dropped in a puddle along the way

[Rob Slop @couchesrob]

Hang on, we didn't bury Joey Ramone in the pet sematary did we??

[Rob Slop @couchesrob]

@sademogirl69 Hand, face and balls soap