Ryan larkins

My mom says I'm a good catch

[Ryan larkins @Couchlockedfool]

At&t is a hassle. Dont ever get at&t!

[Ryan larkins @Couchlockedfool]

@lsottcom those whacky German expressions

[Ryan larkins @Couchlockedfool]

@lsottcom how's California

[Neal Brennan @nealbrennan]

The dating process is basically just guys pretending that they like to leave their house.

[Ryan larkins @Couchlockedfool]

@SpenceBuddy someone has stolen my likeness

[Neal Brennan @nealbrennan]

Started in AOL Chatrooms, now we here.

[Jose Arroyo @josearroyowrite]

It looks so creepy, I kind of wish I hadn't trained my dog to chew slowly with his mouth closed.

[Ryan larkins @Couchlockedfool]

I'd be the laughing stock of the grindcore community

[Ryan larkins @Couchlockedfool]

@istapleton21 s'in yah blood

[Ryan larkins @Couchlockedfool]

I'm master in chief of partial credit #mathexam

[Ryan larkins @Couchlockedfool]

Just took a laxative, and now cannot stop laughing

[Ryan larkins @Couchlockedfool]

Watching chick flicks drunk while my girlfriend sleeps 7ft. away #datenight

[Ryan larkins @Couchlockedfool]

Good luck with the future ride spaceman

[Ryan larkins @Couchlockedfool]

Do you ever wake up and ask yourself, "why do I have a kesha poster?"

[Ryan larkins @Couchlockedfool]

Another year successfully avoiding the Krampus

[Ryan larkins @Couchlockedfool]

No, this is Bronson, Missouri