Couch Surfers

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[Couch Surfers @CouchSurfers_]

who 😞🤪🤪 you support in our commercial animal off? #Choclatecake #frostedflakes #vote

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@hitRECordJoe bowlhair ass motherfucker

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YO @spicegirls just saw you on your new tour! I have a question, what IS a ziga-ziga-ah?? From spiceupmywife

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Hey wassup @ThiagoAlvesATT been following your fights for a while and just wanted to ask you about the sea. how do you feel about fighting a shark? do you think you'd win??

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Listen up @googleearth you gotta know this; where is the city of Atlantis? I need you to grant this wish. Help me have my first mermaid kiss 😘 hope you enjoy this FRIENDS gif #mermaidmanbarnacleboy

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haha yo waddup @OldSpice you know whats nice? smelling twice, so I wanna know, have you got that sweet to entice? going to my g-ma's birthday next week, gotta smell like a young boy, what do you recommend?!

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@SUBWAY no thanks

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Hello @SUBWAY I'm a bit of a heat seeker, you could call me a heat seeking missle! I'm looking for spice, that's real nice, so my tastebuds feel incited. Whatchu got for me?!

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Hello @BreakingBad I would like to purchase tickets to the breaking bad musical coming out that your (newly hired ;) ) sound technician Scott Herbin told me about. Please send a link can't wait to hear such song as Pizza on the Roof.

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Yo @Pornhub hi i'm 16 and my friends say all I have to do is press the i am over 18 button is this okay? Will i get in trouble?

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Hey @walmart I'm in your store right now, help. where is the cottage cheese? #thatsmycheese

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Hey @ThePissedJeans how do I get piss out of jeans? or do you just pissed jeans? Please respond, I have more urgent questions #promnight #pissoffatmypiss

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oh yes haha

[Back to the Future™ @BacktotheFuture]

@CouchSurfers_ @backstreetboys Well, they did ride hoverboards in their "Larger Than Life" video, so....

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Hey @BacktotheFuture ever think about collabing with the @backstreetboys? let us know #backtothestreetboy #awaywithyousir

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uuummmm @cinnabon what can you tell us about stale cinnabons?

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Polish?

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Nacho @NatGeo tell me something: Frogs, Spiders, caterpillars, wolves. what do? you should no, you're NatGeo. I'll take my answer through DM

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@fred_trubridge Hand man: dance for me babyyyyy
Baby: *dances*

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