Tyrell Couch

If wishes were horses then beggars would ride. You have to do with what is, not with what could be.

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

you know when someone's so hot you just wanna shake their mother's hand and say well done

[College Probs @CollegeGirIProb]

😔

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

If you don't like George Strait, you probably voted for Obama and drive a Prius.

[Small Town Problems @SmallTwnProbs]

I cant find my friends sometimes cause they're wearing too much camo #smalltownproblems

[Party Life @LifeAsParty]

Remember back in like 5th grade when everyone vowed they would never do drugs or drink? Yeah that went to hell

[Party Life @LifeAsParty]

I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you, get ready for some crazy shit

[Party Life @LifeAsParty]

I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit

[Party Life @LifeAsParty]

Is 'fuck off' an emotion because I feel it in my soul

[Party Life @LifeAsParty]

the number of times i think "i don't care" while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand

[Party Life @LifeAsParty]

Don't be mad because I don't give a fuck, be mad because I once did and you were too blind to see

[Party Life @LifeAsParty]

Lets get drunk until we don't have feelings

[Party Life @LifeAsParty]

I know my limit...I just like setting records