Carter Couget

I’m down like a fat kid on a seesaw

[Redd @ReddCinema]

just in case y’all want to see this 9 year old demon land three 900s back to back to back 😮

[Carter Couget @CougetCarter]

@clark_couget24 with the wheels

[Carter Couget @CougetCarter]

Oh yeah bubs

[Carter Couget @CougetCarter]

Me and all my boys hate the ATF

[Carter Couget @CougetCarter]

New Year’s resolution. Gonna start shooting past dark.

[Carter Couget @CougetCarter]

@Delta thank fuck you did’t hire this bozo.

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@AmericanAir do me a favor. Go find the biggest fuckin rock you can. Once you find that rock, give it a fuckin kick. Bunch of fuckin bozos you are.

[Carter Couget @CougetCarter]

Say I’d rather take a trout knife to the quad than get caught wearing hey dudes

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Huge altercation at the planet fitness in Falmouth, ME. Apparently I’m not allowed to stick my used lippers on the ceiling. Bums those guys are.

[Carter Couget @CougetCarter]

Just smoked a doe in my buddies Raptor. He’s gonna be so pissed when he sees the damage. Thank god I wasn’t driving my new Corolla.

[Carter Couget @CougetCarter]

Just drove her home. Thing might as well be a damn toaster. Fuck

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Huge buyers remorse happening atm. For those that know ole Tanya, she will be missed dearly. Toyota Corolla’s are so back, Maine here I come mf.

[Carter Couget @CougetCarter]

Huge buyers remorse happening atm. For those that know ole Tanya, she will be missed dearly. Toyota Corolla’s are so back, Maine here I come mf.

[Carter Couget @CougetCarter]

Antifa tried to stop me. They didn’t think I was gonna make it until Friday, but I did.

[Carter Couget @CougetCarter]

Sometimes I poke at my buddy’s pitbull to make sure I still got it

[Carter Couget @CougetCarter]

Back in middle school my buddy Lloyd would eat three tater boys on Thursdays. Crazy times.

[Carter Couget @CougetCarter]

Kid talked the leg off our piano

[Carter Couget @CougetCarter]

My buddy hunter was talking to him self so good earlier.

[Carter Couget @CougetCarter]

My buddy hunter was talking to him self so good earlier.

[Carter Couget @CougetCarter]

You couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn fella.

[Carter Couget @CougetCarter]

Hell. Yeah. Brother.

[ry @WhoIsR0D]

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