Clem🖤

It's happening to everybody

[Clem🖤 @CouldBeClem]

I have rubber duck energy

[venus ☆ @biitemyhip]

cutting it up with people who DO NOT fuck with me at allll 😭😭😭😭😭

[Clem🖤 @CouldBeClem]

The way this news reverberated around my coworkers within seconds :(((( his music videos play in hot topic a lot and we all would stop to watch them sometimes

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Singer Oliver Tree has reportedly died in a helicopter crash in Rio de Janeiro.

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

went through my transaction history and everything adds up, nobody stole from me

[Clem🖤 @CouldBeClem]

Love that the one time tornado sirens go off and I'm like "eh it's fine" instead of freaking out is the one time there's actually some damage out there lol

[Clem🖤 @CouldBeClem]

Why my fiance always going on sidequests "yeah we can go to Olive Garden but first we have to drive half an hour to a ranch so I can have a guy split the log I have in my car so I can sharpen my scythe with it"

[duchess of arrakis @thisisnefertiti]

The spending addiction in adulthood that develops after growing up in poverty

[octubre @gonewiththepain]

pop punk is only good when you can tell the members used to be in hardcore bands

[Clem🖤 @CouldBeClem]

I love paralives so much but my paras toddler keeps shitting itself and the interaction to clean him in the bathtub is broken so now my para is miserable all the time bc her son smells😔😔

[Dream's Longest Day @Dreamboum]

Every video games series on wikipedia is like this now:

- 2001-2007: A game every single year
- 2008-2015: A game every two to three years
- 2016-2026: Absolutely fucking nothing outside of a failed mobile game

[eloise ♱ @stopbanningelly]

i hate courtney love bc shes racist u hate courtney love bc u hate women and are convinced she killed kurt cobain

[Clem🖤 @CouldBeClem]

Every time I go out for coffee I'm like. I should pursue a job in corporate law. I should wear pantsuits.i should get curtain bangs. What is dutch bros putting in there!!

[Clem🖤 @CouldBeClem]

Bitches will be like "there's black lipstick all over your face just thought you should know it's pretty bad" bitch if I didn't want that I wouldn't make out with a sexy goth girl this is a badge of honor

[Clem🖤 @CouldBeClem]

Thinking about how I got a 10/10 review at work but since they said they were only 8/10 likely to recommend the store it counts as a bad review for me :)))

[Clem🖤 @CouldBeClem]

Bro wtf happened to euphoria

[Rozi Rabbit @RoziBun]

I, as a massive One Piece fan with any sense, will always acknowledge the major problems with the series.

1. Pacing is absolute dogshit in the anime
2. Oda is a weirdo misogynist
3. Problematic lack of Nami making out with buff women
4. Toei.

[Cüneyt @Cuneyt_S_Sevi]

Finding a vaguely leftist video essay guy that actually knows how to write essays instead of just making plot summaries

[Clem🖤 @CouldBeClem]

Tomodachi life is going well

[oj @vauxphantasma]

// the pitt finale

al-hashimi’s final moment really hit me in the way that sometimes you just have this realisation that no matter what you do, sometimes being disabled will stop you from being able to do the things you want and i think that’s such an interesting thing to show -

[Clem🖤 @CouldBeClem]

Ever since realizing store metrics actually affect my bonus I have had to pretend to care about blind boxes to an unsettling degree

[Sauce @daregularsauce]

Freddy Fazbear and I have set aside our differences