Count Bettman

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St Louis vs Dallas! Columbus vs Boston! San Jose vs Colorado! Carolina vs Islanders! These are the dream matchups our fans have been waiting for! We expect to shatter television records.

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Heartbroken for Vegas fans for everything they have had to endure this season. We will reward them with another expansion draft to select 1 player from each team for next season.

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Vegas is booing me!!!! Real hockey town!!

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Due to clock malfunction we will be restarting the game from the beginning to maintain the integrity of the game

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If Washington wins the Stanley Cup tonight will Vegas fans boo me or give me a standing ovation?

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Who should we rig the Stanley Cup Finals for?

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We are increasing the expansion fee for Seattle to 5 billion dollars

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Congrats Vegas! Writing the league a cheque for 500 million dollars has its perks!

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I love to count Canada’s Stanley Cup drought... 1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! 10! 11! 12! 13! 14! 15! 16! 17! 18! 19! 20! 21! 22! 23! 24! 25!...... 25 years! AH AH AH AH AH AH AH

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Excellent officiating in the Jets Knights game! Referees will all receive a performance bonus. Great job!

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Congrats Vegas fans! You're loyalty and dedication has finally paid off! No fans deserve a trip to the conference finals more than Vegas fans do! Through the ups and down you stood by your team like family! Great job!

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We have set the expansion fee for the Seattle franchise at $650 million. Vegas was $500 million. We are charging Seattle a $150 million annoying hipster tax

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Excellent news! Hurricanes found a sucker to buy the team and keep them in Raleigh! Don't worry Quebec....Calgary will be available soon!

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Which struggling franchise should we relocate to Seattle?

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Should the Penguins visit the White House?

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Amateurs

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Sidney Crosby awarding me Commissioner of the Year award. Well deserved!

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Nashville fans booing the Conn Smythe Trophy.

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Is Luongo in net for the Preds?