Count Boogie

A kink/BDSM friendly musical comedy performer and outspoken spiritual Atheist, that sings adult oriented songs about STUFF.

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No really...vaginas are awesome...I've known some that can even do math! It's just hard for the labia to hold the pencil.

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Don't try to sip tea with a pterodactyl.They have no lips and make that dinosaur squawking thing that makes you want to punch it in the tit.

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I have beardy feet...kinda like a tall hobbit. but I shave my junk...because I don't want beardy balls.

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Really...who puts a Chakra on the taint and expects people to focus on it without either laughing or getting turned on???

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I took my penis for a walk today...it was getting anxious.

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The Fetlife song.... http://t.co/5KPTWqfjhS

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I modeled my whole life on trying in vain to be more like Spock...He was my hero...He lived long and prospered.

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The lion says... "Cuz it tasted like fuckin' pussy".

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A gay lion eats and an animal rights activist and spits it out.
All the other lions cry "Why did you spit him out???

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I find it hard to focus on me being a better person, when there are so many assholes to obsess over...lol

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Santa's kinky Christmas!! HO HO HO!!
http://t.co/KrQGE2cok3

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I wanna get you hot...like a 9 day menorah! xoxox

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While I was making fucky to my girl from behind yesterday...I raised up my hands and called out " I am Groot ! " ...yes...she laughed. :D

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If I was capable of using the logical side of my brain whenever I wanted...I would have probably discovered more in life than tentacle porn.

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" Bitterness can be cured by spitting it out!!! " :D

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I love my girl because every time we get together we fuck like it's the last day on earth. Thank you ED meds!

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@billburr should have their balls cut of and put in the mug they're sipping out of...and then anal!

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"These dolphins do not belong to Japan; they belong to the ocean." said an activist....What about Tuna? Does tuna belong to the forest???

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It's that time again...lol
Kinky BDSM Thanksgiving Turkey
http://t.co/qvSMYXwNOA

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Special thanks to Dave Holmes http://t.co/iFtYolsVg7 he just played "Bill Pill" on his show...here's the link http://t.co/Mr5HXvYi3V

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Please pass along...just for fun.
I actually made this a few years ago when Bill Cosby was accused of rape before.
http://t.co/Mr5HXvYi3V