Count Centipede

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma #FreePalestine 🇵🇸 #FuckICE

[Count Centipede @CountCentipede]

Cade Cunningham is going to be an absolute problem this season and I can’t wait for everyone to find out

[Count Centipede @CountCentipede]

i learned that golf is supposed to be fun today. after 5 years i finally figured it out today

[Count Centipede @CountCentipede]

with all of englands success so far this WC, i can’t help but think of what Dele Alli is doing right now

[✦ ✦ ✦ @gdaoydos]

wait… 💔

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

You can finally sit down in Minecraft after 17 years, thanks to the addition of cushions

[Count Centipede @CountCentipede]

what

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Nolan McLean, Absurd 3577 RPM Curveball. 😳

[Count Centipede @CountCentipede]

folarin balogun brace tomorrow u lot aren’t fucking ready

[Count Centipede @CountCentipede]

really diggin the strokes and the smiths right now

feel like you lot should chune in if not already

smashin chunes innit

boshhhhhhh get in u fukin prick

[Count Centipede @CountCentipede]

really diggin the strokes and the smiths right now

feel like you lot should chune in if not already

smashin chunes innit

boshhhhhhh get in u fukin prick

[Count Centipede @CountCentipede]

if a genie gave me 3 wishes 1 of them would be used to watch some prime ac milan x shevchenko ball in person

[Rashida Tlaib @RashidaTlaib]

Fuck DTE.

[Count Centipede @CountCentipede]

i’m gonna fucking scream fuck this shit man what’s the point of having a favorite fucking player these days fuck this stupid shit tobias i love you man

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Just in: Free agent forward Tobias Harris has agreed to a two-year, $31 million deal with the San Antonio Spurs, sources tell ESPN. Harris exits the Pistons after helping lead a franchise turnaround and now joins a young contending team in the Western Conference.

[Duncan Smith @DuncanSmithNBA]

I held my breath as I was reading which team he got sent to

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

LIONEL MESSI SCORES HIS 6TH GOAL OF THE 2026 FIFA WORLD CUP 🇦🇷

Unreal from the 39-year-old legend.

[Count Centipede @CountCentipede]

i love lamelo but FUCK NO

[SleeperPistons @SleeperPistons]

Walk with me here…

#Detroitbasketball

[Count Centipede @CountCentipede]

listening to ode to the mets but in the context of detroit losing to the cavs in game 7 instead

[Count Centipede @CountCentipede]

life is tough but being a detroit sports fan is exponentially harder

[Count Centipede @CountCentipede]

i knew i had to brace for some trades but i am fucking sad about stew getting traded. i loved that guy

[Booner @boonersports]

The Detroit Pistons got a YOUNG (19 years old) SCORING guard in Ebuka Okorie with the 17th overall pick

As a FRESHMAN:
- Eight 30-POINT GAMES
- ACC freshman record for PPG
- 40 POINT GAME (36 pt game vs. UNC)
- 3rd leading scorer in 2026 NBA draft(23 PPG)

TRAJAN GOT A BUCKET 👀

[Count Centipede @CountCentipede]

jesus man. rest in peace

[Kurrco @Kurrco]

Tay Keith has passed away at the age of 29.

The Memphis producer was behind some of the biggest rap hits of the last decade.

Rest in peace 🕊️

[LeCanard (Commissions open!) @iniemohk]

It is truly God's cruelest prank that he made the country with statistically the shortest population on earth be completely obsessed with basketball