mr. sir piss man

local sad boi with a gay dog

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@Beno10_MFC 120. 360-130-55-55. But just because the math works out doesn’t actually make that possible. If there are two angles that are identical that would make it to where the other two have to be as well.

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The purest form of love is him cracking my upper spine with a gentle squeeze that literally gives my legs new strength and my arms unbeknownst power. Plus he smells so fucking good and is much more intelligent than I am 🥴

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Watching Game of Thrones for the first time ever and season 3 episode 9 just made me want to stop watching the entire show. Honestly I might be done. I haven’t been this upset with a show since I was a child watching Steven Universe hearing how pink Pearl was treated.

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@boysbelnboys That’s so was fucking elegant??

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Tips for an Asian-American man with LONG 1C hair? My hair is very healthy but I have no idea what to do with it other than simple fold and clump buns.

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@GigglingGanon She honestly handled that so peacefully and they offered her a deal in the spot. I’ve never been in that situation but I probably would’ve taken it.

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@DragonAcid16 @jesiccaesthetic I completely agree. It would make me feel terrible about myself if every photo of me came back drastically altered. Not to mention my family would definitely notice it looks nothing like me. My imperfections are a part of my identity and I embrace them, even if I don’t love them.

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@pretty_sarlin I’m sorry but this is all I see

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@e7aaas_ Any time I see a pot that size I know the food will be good

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Quick reminder that religion is a scourge upon this planet and if you’re “Christian” congratulations, so were the Nazis. The book Christians so praise is full of hatred and bigotry to the point they only know how to judge and prejudice.

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Didn’t realize I was going to pay $9,000 to never get to drive my own car

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Men will say “you’re a pussy if you’re scared of bugs” but I’m a man and if I see a spider in my car while I’m driving I’m going to freak out because I don’t have the ability to properly identify it’s lethality while I’m doing 67 on the highway.

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The best part about drinking at your neighbor’s house is that if you need to take an emergency shit you can shit at home AND pet your dogs in the meantime.

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marjuana does not. there is not one single, reputable, factual instance of marijuana overdose. ever.

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has anybody else noticed that since alcohol sales have decreased in the us there have been prolonged legal conversation about banning marijuana? alcohol nearly killed me; like so many others, a lot of us turned to less harmful, legal substances like thca and related.

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once again, the man isn’t making his money where he wants it so millions of americans must pay the price and subsequently face legal charges for use of a safer and overwhelming less addictive substance. alcohol kills, meth kills, heroin kills, fentanyl kills…

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it’s not my cup of tea so after a few months of experimenting i decided to focus less on it being a substitute. but so many law abiding citizens and recovering addicts who enjoy legal cannabis products in Texas have been devastated by this ban.

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falling off a third floor balcony at 18: omg that could’ve been bad lmao my leg is literally gushing blood, who wants another shot?
falling off a bicycle at 25: fuck fuck (rolls around on the floor clutching knee) it literally might be broken, something is wrong, i’m scared!

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@oelma__ That was my JAM when I first moved out at 18. That’s the best one too. Throw some red onion and minced garlic in and *chef kiss*