Lisa SImpson

[Lisa SImpson @CountessBigNutz]

@BeSaintly I dreamt that I was eating a burger. Got up and made a burrito instead. Guess I'm going to hell

[Lisa SImpson @CountessBigNutz]

@jrmeza421 @hilcrowder ok?

[Lisa SImpson @CountessBigNutz]

@KatKanada_TM @sourpatchlyds Lol, you made them mad

[Lisa SImpson @CountessBigNutz]

@sourpatchlyds Blaming women for his failures, signature redpill move

[Lisa SImpson @CountessBigNutz]

@Theybannedme4 @Clev_CryptO @shellshockkk Algeria. Look up the Barbary slave trades. There, now are you going to admit you don't know what you're talking about?

[Lisa SImpson @CountessBigNutz]

@jrmeza421 @hilcrowder No, she should read history books by someone who doesn't make things up

[Lisa SImpson @CountessBigNutz]

@Savin_Democracy @PatrioticKitten @TheEcho13 Young women have miscarriages too, asshole. Fertility issues are genetic. You sound sick in the head

[Lisa SImpson @CountessBigNutz]

@Savin_Democracy @TheEcho13 No, it's not. You have no idea what you're talking about

[Lisa SImpson @CountessBigNutz]

@Stonklsy @isa2001m Who is asking you to pay for anything? Children of older parents actually do better than children of younger parents due to financial stability and life experience. Stop being a dickhead and let people live

[Lisa SImpson @CountessBigNutz]

@ZeusOfOlympus7 @courtneyknill So then you have no right to demand a partner saving themselves for marriage. As long as you're being consistent

[Lisa SImpson @CountessBigNutz]

@A_d_n_R_d_i_g @courtneyknill Married men are happier than single men by every available metric; they're wealthier, they live longer, they have sex more often, and are less likely to commit suicide or become addicted to drugs/alcohol. That's one hell of a scam!

[Lisa SImpson @CountessBigNutz]

@ZeusOfOlympus7 @courtneyknill Did you save yourself for marriage?

[Lisa SImpson @CountessBigNutz]

@blahhblahh0009 @A_d_n_R_d_i_g @courtneyknill @sarahcstock Are you talking about a marriage or a job?

[Lisa SImpson @CountessBigNutz]

@A_d_n_R_d_i_g @courtneyknill @sarahcstock "my shit"

There is no "my shit" in a marriage, it's "our shit"

If your wife decides she'd rather be a single mom than stay married to you, it's not because you were too good of a husband and father

Take accountability for the role you play in your marriage

[Lisa SImpson @CountessBigNutz]

@Cluffalo The left is just as wrong about this as the right. Financial security will not prevent you from an abuser sinking their claws into you; look at Rihanna and Prince Harry. It can happen to anyone

[Lisa SImpson @CountessBigNutz]

@NPoopwater @blairewhite "I'm not gonna research this at all, I'm just going to instantly absolve an abuser of his crimes because he has a penis like me" there FIFY also get help

[Lisa SImpson @CountessBigNutz]

@JohnDavisJDLLM @blairewhite If you control for proximity biological fathers are far more likely to abuse their kids. Most of them just happen to bail before the child can be old enough to abuse.

Also, you're a POS for even bringing this point up. Gender warriors need serious help.

[Lisa SImpson @CountessBigNutz]

@A_d_n_R_d_i_g @courtneyknill @sarahcstock "Being a SAHM is a full-time job"
"Motherhood doesn't generate income, it's all my money and that bitch deserves nothing"

Choose.

[Lisa SImpson @CountessBigNutz]

@DefrenJonathan @courtneyknill @sarahcstock So you don't trust her to not tell her family. In other words, you don't trust her.

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@MindfuckHQ @reddit_lies Calling children "shitsticks" and "demon spawns" is not funny